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@Genwyn you're incredible. :D6:36 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Genwyn
@Genwyn ... Don't judge me, mister. :|6:20 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to Genwyn
Stupid back. The television channel is stuck on weather. A nap sounds sooo much better than the pain of getting up for the bloody remote...6:19 AM Jul 13th from Tweetie
@Soft You are welcome. That was a gift to you, from me.. :D12:00 AM Jul 12th from web in reply to Soft
Bought some Bengay. Thinking: How the hell will I apply. Well.. 1. Squirt in tub and 2. Roll around? Just may work..!11:59 PM Jul 11th from web
Peeing and twittering. Hello 2009, how're you? .. I'm tremendous. ;D4:42 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
On a serious note. Running 10 miles then doing 150 situp-curls. Equals a easily thrown out back.. :D eff. Resting today. Maybe 10,000 later12:58 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
@ilybriannamarie you are a big FATTY liar. You only wish you've slept with me. Har. Har. Duuur. :|12:55 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to ilybriannamarie
Taking my socks off at the end of the day? AWESOME. Why? Toe-fuzzies. Mmhmmm. Yeah, get that shit outa there! Feels so right to do. Siiigh!12:29 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
@timberjake I don't know what that means!!!7:51 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to timberjake
Hello trance. I like you.5:36 PM Jul 6th from Birdfeed
I should be in bed sleeping. Going to take my @yourmom to the doctor in the morning. Diggy!12:03 AM Jul 6th from Birdfeed
@kikibotz Really? Thanks for last night?? You must come up with some new, funnier material. Please. Sigh....!10:00 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed in reply to kikibotz
@STEVENFELIX Jerk!! >:/9:58 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed in reply to STEVENFELIX
Hello 3gs unlock. I fuckin' love you. Mmm!9:57 PM Jul 5th from Birdfeed
Holy buckets of twittering tweeple Batman!! 45 followers in one day?! What is the meaning for this?/112:55 PM Jul 2nd from Twittelator
I am usually good at waiting. But; c'mon. Someone hurry and make the 3Gs unlockable. Suck it, AT&T. Suck it dry!!!!18:23 PM Jul 1st from Twittelator
Hating the lack of money to get gas to see my mister. :| Fucking poverty.8:18 PM Jul 1st from Twittelator
I love when I'm driving in-town going 30-35MPH... And my breaks go out... Yunno? Fucking exciting shit.. :|12:32 AM Jun 21st from Twittelator
Sometimes... I pee my pants..9:12 PM Jun 13th from Twittelator