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IT'S TIME TO TRADE YOUR SILLY CAR FOR A MINIVAN >q 8:55 AM Oct 24th from Tweetie
NO, I'M FINE >q 5:48 PM Oct 9th from web
WHICH ONE SHOULD I WEAR ?? 7:06 AM Oct 9th from web
I WAS GOING TO CHANGE MY AVATAR GREEN BUT IT WOULD CLASH WITH MY EYE COLOR. SORRY NEDA, DARLING. >q 9:58 AM Jun 24th from Tweetie
WHY CAN'T YOU LOOK MORE LIKE GEORGE CLOONEY >q 11:51 AM Jun 12th from web
p< TELL ME I'M PRETTY 11:04 AM Jun 11th from web
I SEE YOU STARING AT THOSE OTHER WOMEN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ??? WHY ARE YOU SO SHALLOW ??? >q 1:57 PM Jun 8th from web
I'm pregnant !! >q 3:33 PM Jun 4th from web
Would you like to guess why the sink is filled with dirty dishes? >q 5:41 PM Jun 2nd from web
YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR A JOB INSTEAD OF WATCHING TV ON THE COUCH WEARING YESTERDAY'S CLOTHES. HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY THINGS? >q 5:38 PM Jun 2nd from web