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  1. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED (showered before 8:00pm on a weekend)
  2. @NewMonarch Tumblr for the flexibility and the community, join Posterous for the spam www.tumblr.com/why/companies (not biased)
  3. My mismatched sock collection could rival that of any residential laundromat. And those are not bragging rights
  4. There is no such thing as liberal use of Dijon mustard, either you go big or go home
  5. @meaghano You uncharacteristically naming the make and model of an automobile regrettably detracts from the image
  6. Pizza for me, pizza for you, I like to eat pizza in a big brown shoe — at Grinders http://gowal.la/s/3Sj
  7. Combing the Internet for a .dba to .cvs converter. WHAT IS THIS 1998?!
  8. Family 3 for 4 on iPhones - WTF Dad?!
  9. My mother is getting an iPhone. God help us all — at Apple Store http://gowal.la/s/2c26
  10. Sometimes accidentally exporting a file to .txt can create the most enjoyable clusterfuck of wingdings
  11. My mother has an Apple personal shopping appointment tonight with the goal being an iPhone. The clam phone and Palm (w/ stylus) must die
  12. Hey Friday, I hit snooze three times this morning. Suck it
  13. The das boots are rotating http://twitpic.com/tzah1
  14. I'm at Lew's Bar in Kansas City, MO http://gowal.la/s/rLe
  15. Bottom line, it was Garrad's game to lose #Colts #Jags
  16. Thanks to negligence of #TWC (@AlexTWC) customer demands and offering mediocre internet service I can still watch @NflNetwork #Colts #Jags
  17. Started my car for the first time in 4 days and it was a little cranky. Must reacclimate myself to driving - left clutch, right foot gas
  18. RT @SportsRadio810 Chiefs game this Sunday blacked out. First time in 19 years. http://bit.ly/4G3Uz9
  19. This hour of Twitter is brought to you by the German inflection ß and Flying Monkey Four Finger Stout
  20. @chimpotle You can have our cinnamon quadrant, no one here will touch it