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  1. This movie tagging job really makes you squeeze all the concentration juice out of your brain.
  2. excavated from parents' garage: brown Obey jacket; beanie; very tight jeans; my old CDs from my civic; 1 pair sauconys. There may be more.
  3. @thirdhand Never too soon to be glib. In lieu of flowers, send cash.
  4. Sent off Grandma's obituary. Her #Twituary? Frances Pearl, 89 of Ontario. Beloved Mother of 3 and Grandmother of 5. Funeral is Sunday.
  5. @corywparker I want that song to play at my funeral, as my grave is being lowered into the ground.
  6. Grandma. So it goes.
  7. And I'm going to see Conan too! This is the best day ever! Guests: Tom Arnold, Cheryl Hines, Adam Lambert. Thanks again @chrisdavid
  8. @chrisdavid ME!
  9. @thirdhand re: nerd alert - http://i.imgur.com/6upej.jpg
  10. btw, on the job front, I owe @AllegraRingo a debt of gratitude for hooking it up.
  11. I have a (freelance) job. I don't know what to make of this. What do employed people eat?
  12. @thirdhand Looks like you're in the national spelling bee.
  13. @AllegraRingo bashed in the face with a ham.
  14. @AllegraRingo Paula Deen is so obnoxious that seeing her getting hambashed should have been hilarious. But I just felt deeply unsatisfied.
  15. @peter_miller There's a new /r/favors section on reddit. I can find someone there that can do this for you if you're still having trouble
  16. Too much Twitter fail for one Saturday night.
  17. http://bit.ly/88DwDE Should be a working link to go with my previous tweet. Sorry to @kencrawford et al.
  18. http://bit.ly/7vbLvv Heck yes! Google gets it. Sidestepping the telecom companies altogether ftw.
  19. @Rebecca_Kate everyone cool tweeted about that like a week ago. Jesus. Where have you been?
  20. There will certainly be some awesome videos on the SF Beer Week site this February. #sfbeerweek