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  1. Feel like having a seizure today? http://pimetaradoxxxpt2.ytmnd.com/ #fb
  2. @moxiediosa my god, sounds like an economy-sized asshole. But take heart, we in ND would never do that to you. Honestly, very wack.
  3. Just found out that my REU underlings will be earning over 3x as much as me this summer. Thanks, affirmative action. #fb
  4. @moxiediosa ALL MEN, YES! :P
  5. Wtf? --> RT @googlenews: Bomber who killed seven CIA operatives in Afghanistan was triple agent - The Guardian http://bit.ly/6eHcnN #fb
  6. Starting out the new year terribly, but I plan to finish strong :/ #fb
  7. Choke somebody, purchase a Japanese sex doll, survive a fire, eat more greens #resolutions #fb
  8. 2,010 is a crappy number. #fb
  9. YouTube - G8 Robotic Fish - http://bit.ly/5m174w #fb
  10. Torn between cities. Grand forks tonight to bring in the new year. #fb
  11. RT @DavidWolfe:New Years Eve marks the highest ascent of Sirius.This ancient Egyptian holiday marks the beginning of the Nile's flooding #fb
  12. Finished the internet last night. Anxiously awaiting new fail and win. #fb
  13. RT @evanw: We've got some GREAT articles publishing tomorrow- now is a great time to subscribe (http://bit.ly/5YcKSO) or follow @techerator!
  14. Speaking of bdays, I've found that I'm one of the only people I know that skips eeeeeverything on my bday. It's a holiday! Utilize! #fb
  15. @chronofied's birthday today. He's older than the Earth. Pay your respects.
  16. Given that the English language can be defined by automata, why isn't there a perfect grammar software utility yet? #fb
  17. @evanw I've been thinking about watching Food, Inc on netflix for a few days. I probably will now :P
  18. Can't wait to get back to eating properly. Puffy eyes, fat gut, tired all the time. Sexy, man. #fb
  19. Just got back from a showing of "Jesus Christ Superstar". It was good. #fb
  20. Resolution #1: improve sleep hygeine. #fb