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  1. old man was in a santa speedo at yoga this morning. as if santa wasn't creepy (and happy) enough. 9:42 AM Dec 25th from Echofon
  2. I have cheeseball in my hair. 8:09 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  3. I just helped save a pug from getting hit by a car. now I feel like I got hit by a car. 5:49 PM Dec 15th from Echofon
  4. coworker to me "you look cold today." is that the winterized version of "you look like shit today?" 12:44 PM Dec 15th from web
  5. trapped alone on an elevator in the basement for 20 minutes today. i've never felt so grounded. 11:00 AM Dec 14th from web
  6. this week can rot in hell (with me). 3:58 PM Dec 11th from Echofon
  7. at a wedding with the entire vikings dance team. GAWD, I feel so tan right now. 5:37 PM Dec 5th from Echofon
  8. i think my stocking cap looks like a condom. 3:09 PM Dec 3rd from web
  9. just debated panty lines with my coworker. me: con. then i saw hers as she walked away. and couldn't find mine. 2:38 PM Dec 3rd from web
  10. OH: 'so how often do you do abdominal work?' - 'only when I vomit.' 1:57 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  11. today I started my 4th blog. given my track record, tomorrow I will delete my 4th blog. 2:16 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  12. if you can't get what you want, drink more. 8:01 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  13. clean-shaven is so yesterday. 7:01 PM Nov 19th from Echofon
  14. kicked my entire wardrobe to the curb this morning. almost booted my naked self, too. 6:43 AM Nov 13th from web
  15. @texburgher note the use of quotes. namaste 3:04 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to texburgher
  16. "I just think of Geoff as a fatter, gayer Jeff." 12:05 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. having a regressive dinner. starting with fudge. 5:57 PM Nov 7th from Echofon
  18. just realized i haven't set any of my watches back an hour. maybe that's why it feels like next fucking month? 9:00 AM Nov 6th from web
  19. i feel like i have something eating away at my insides. not in a good way. 11:19 AM Nov 3rd from web
  20. mike phelps just sucked face with gaga AND octomom at this bar. time to set my clock back. 8:36 PM Oct 31st from Echofon