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  1. I only wanted one tea bag at Starbucks. I might as well have announced I am Mr. H1N1.
  2. I asked for a medium tea at Starbucks. Drew a blank stare...
  3. @furnishla Whoa, JG, it's you!
  4. Just got the exit row lecture in Spanglish. Jess..I am willing and able.
  5. Crew must be paid for on time departure. They're throwing old ladies into exit row seats. This one can't lift a napkin much less a door.
  6. Open Bibles...people singing hymns...Army dudes on their way to Mayport. Now the a-jerk next to me has the same seat number as a redneck.
  7. Very high visible tatoo quotient on this plane. Even people chewin' chaw...did you know the term "cracker" came from JAX?
  8. My reward for high-tailing it to the connecting flight to JAX? MORE screaming hypersonic babies.
  9. Easy connection? No such thing.
  10. Ten HUT! About FACE! Out the back of the plane. Babies now causing ear bleeds.
  11. The young mom with two wailers was stoic until the FREAKIN' Jetway wouldn't open.
  12. Landed on time in ATL. Easy flight...until we were held prisoner by a Jetway. Babies are now wailing in stereo...er...quadraphonic.
  13. New blog post: All clogged up http://bit.ly/My013
  14. New blog post: Marketing results measured in basis points, and it's all our fault http://bit.ly/fS2z1
  15. Kodachrome dies. It was the best ISO 25 on the planet.
  16. RT @snipeyhead Increase your Twitter followers by eleventy-billion in seconds http://bit.ly/1QMrqr (via @tweetmeme)
  17. New blog post: Get a Grip on Miracle Wipe http://bit.ly/fTOCE
  18. make..break. It's Monday and I STILL hate Linux.
  19. RT @activevos: New blog post: Active Endpoints' ActiveVOS BPMS is named to the 2009 SD Times 100 http://bit.ly/Jn4IH #sdtimes #activevos
  20. Tax riddle: one gov site sez "yes" to AMT credit for diesel cars (http://bit.ly/AMTyes) another, "no" (http://bit.ly/AMTno) #cars