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  1. 364 days in a row without cranberry sauce begins....now...
  2. feels like the first day of vacation...but I had the weekend off...but I normally have Mondays off...so tomorrow will really feel like it?
  3. I saw a young lady walking into our gymnasium at 5:45 this morning talking on her cellular telephone...who is she talking to at 5:45?
  4. about figured out how to get a free wii for the "kids" for Christmas.side note -imagine pitch meeting when someone suggested wii as the name
  5. Best sign I've seen in a while - at a Brown's game - "Baltimore, will you take this team too?"
  6. When people say, "Judo chop to the neck!" I think they're forgetting that judo is more of a grasping and throwing sport...
  7. shopping days left until Griff turns 9? One. Shopping days until Christmas? One. Why would you spend more than one day shopping?
  8. do you think Chad Johnson was ignored as a child?
  9. new motto at work: "You won't have to walk more than 9 steps to get to the nearest hand sanitizing station" seems a little wordy...
  10. where is the line? You gain 40 lbs for a movie = Oscar. You gain 40 lbs for community theater = odd? Church play? Your kid's puppet show?
  11. headed out to a 2 hour meeting...jealous?
  12. top ten Beatles names: Ringo, George, Paul, John, Pete...um...crap...
  13. is there a creepier walk than the long, narrow walk to a mall restroom?
  14. twitter hates me
  15. trying to figure out the twitter lists thing... guessing this simple little place to tweet is about to start adding a few hundred more toys
  16. costumes I saw a the stores: sexy nurse, sexy maid, sexy chiropractor, sexy teamster union boss, sexy long shore man, sexy custodian...
  17. remember how mad people were when churches weren't "open" on Christmas? What if your church closed on Halloween?
  18. favorite captains? Kirk, Crunch, Caveman & Tenile's husband...
  19. this is what I end up doing when they make me bring my laptop to a meeting...
  20. QCP = Sexy? http://bit.ly/1w57wr