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  1. headed out to a 2 hour meeting...jealous?
  2. top ten Beatles names: Ringo, George, Paul, John, Pete...um...crap...
  3. is there a creepier walk than the long, narrow walk to a mall restroom?
  4. twitter hates me
  5. trying to figure out the twitter lists thing... guessing this simple little place to tweet is about to start adding a few hundred more toys
  6. costumes I saw a the stores: sexy nurse, sexy maid, sexy chiropractor, sexy teamster union boss, sexy long shore man, sexy custodian...
  7. remember how mad people were when churches weren't "open" on Christmas? What if your church closed on Halloween?
  8. favorite captains? Kirk, Crunch, Caveman & Tenile's husband...
  9. this is what I end up doing when they make me bring my laptop to a meeting...
  10. QCP = Sexy? http://bit.ly/1w57wr
  11. we're taking all three kids to the dentist at once...jealous?
  12. figuring out this year's costume...leaning towards that guy that refuses to wave when you let him merge into your lane on the highway
  13. 5 hours til showtime...http://bit.ly/1PtZQE
  14. whatever happened to tin foil? or to the Pittsburgh Pirates? or to Rocky VII? Are we supposed to just forget what these have meant to us?
  15. 2 hours 'til shareholder mtg...I'm hoping our stocks have gone up...
  16. still can't figure out how to put the finishing touches on my costume Czar outfit for the big day...did you hear I was nominated?
  17. stock that you might look into: Purrell, Lysol, Diet Dr. Pepper & Tamiflu...
  18. took a risk and high fived ADodds 2 minutes ago, and now I'm looking for telltale signs of the swine flu...see you at the hospital
  19. talked with 3 people today that don't have the swine flu - must have read http://bit.ly/4hWLF
  20. haven't thrown up in hours.. that's the first time I've ever tweeted that. Haven't kicked Brad Pitt in hours...4th time I've tweeted that.