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  1. @abigvictory That would make the sandwich crunchier and make the anticipation of the bread filling even better. Thanks!
  2. @girlvanized ...and Zuul.
  3. @girlvanized There is no self-pity. There is only fiscally-irresponsible weight-loss.
  4. Not that I'm bragging about my culinary and budgeting skills, but I think tonight's bread sandwich will be the best yet.
  5. @hotdogsladies Louie Anderson hears neither one. This, to me, is equally sad.
  6. @obxlaw It was deeply moving but he had to go sing at the Indy 500 before I could answer.
  7. (and the USMC, I guess, but only one of you has ever left comments on my posts.)
  8. (Also, happy birthday, @Jessabelle2o7.)
  9. So, today marks life-time anniversaries for both the USMC and @Jessabelle2o7. Your birthday present is that I'm not making a joke about it.
  10. Work-centric instant messaging is either a blessing or will you please God shut up and die.
  11. @pagecrusher I'M A GOLDEN GOD
  12. @abigvictory Throw in some subtle references to Magnum condoms and you have the makings of a great date, in my book!
  13. That lawn gnome was incredibly detailed, and I was impressed, until it stood up and the elderly woman asked me to stop looking at her ass.
  14. @stevewhitaker Similar to the time when I asked for one reason to stay here and offered to turn right back around.
  15. @yppahi There's a Jessica-Simpson-before-Acutane joke in there, somewhere.
  16. Parking awkwardly in an angled space sends a clear message that the driver of that car might well own the entire Nickelback discography.
  17. @davislove Loud, enraged and screaming.
  18. @davislove you need to listen to some Babes In Toyland.
  19. The Emperor is naked and kind of a patronizing douche, but since it's not hurting anyone I guess I don't mind not pointing and laughing.
  20. @Tony_D I use my office phone for calls that are likely to end that way. VZW started to get suspicious after 3 Blackberry replacements.