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You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first and last month in advance.
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Anything you do can get you shot, including nothing.
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"Words mean things!" -- Rush Limbaugh
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In specifications, Murphy's Law supersedes Ohm's Law.
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A wok is what you throw at a wabbit.
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A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.
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"Every time I've built character, I've regretted it!" -- Calvin
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To err is human -- but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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"Minds are like parachutes; they only work when they're open." -- Lord Thomas Dewar
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
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'Whatever it takes' is something that happens to somebody else.
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Trouble creates a capacity to handle it.
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"I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it." -- Steven Wright
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"A billion dollars isn't what it used to be." -- Nelson Bunker Hunt
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"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." -- Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
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"Someday my prints will come." -- Snow White at the photo shop.
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A Conservative's cures for America are worse than the problem.
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A driver with a truck load of hogs was looking for a porking place.
about 12 hours ago
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The more people I meet the more I like my dog.
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A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything before he destroys it.
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