yelling_bird
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RAPE JOKES ARE NEVER FUNNY WHICH IS WHY I AM RAPING THIS SHETLAND PONY WITH A VERY SERIOUS EXPRESSION ON MY FACE >:|
7:06 PM Dec 22nd
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I ONLY GET A "SUPPORTING ROLE" IN THE NEW YEAR'S STANDALONE COMICS JACQUES YOU FUCKING HACK COCKSUCKER
7:01 PM Dec 21st
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@ EXTEND THE YELLING BIRD HEGEMONY AND I WILL ASSURE YOU A QUICK AND SEMI-PAINLESS DEATH WHEN I BECOME GOD-EMPEROR
4:58 PM Dec 17th
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HELP HELP I'M TRAPPED INSIDE YOUR MOTHER'S CAVERNOUS VAGINA PLEASE SEND IN A RESCUE TEAM OR SOME POTATO CHIPS (I'M HUNGRY)
4:39 PM Dec 17th
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JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY UP YOUR COLON AND OUT YOUR MOUTH
11:21 PM Dec 16th
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SILENT NIGHT / HOLY NIGHT / ALL IS CALM / BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND FUCKED THEIR CORPSES UNTIL THEY WERE UNRECOGNIZABLE
12:24 PM Dec 15th
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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH (AS A TROPHY)
10:25 PM Dec 14th
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ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS / MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME / AIDS
11:07 AM Dec 10th
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O CHRISTMAS TREE, O CHRISTMAS TREE, HOW LOVELY ARE YOUR HURMF OOF SHOVING THE ENTIRE THING UP YOUR CUNT BACKWARDS (SO THE STAR STICKS OUT)
10:49 AM Dec 9th
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PENDULOUS TURKEY BREASTS
6:16 AM Dec 8th
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WOMEN WHO ARE PREGNANT OR MAY BECOME PREGNANT SHOULD NOT HANDLE YELLING BIRD (BECAUSE I WILL FUCK THEIR UTERUSES OUT)
1:40 PM Dec 7th
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ALL THESE KITTENS AREN'T GONNA FUCK-STRANGLE THEMSELVES
4:48 AM Dec 6th
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IT WAS ME WHO GAVE YOUR DOG AIDS (ALSO YOUR GRANDMOTHER)
10:15 PM Dec 3rd
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LINING YOUR CUNT WITH ASBESTOS SO I CAN SET YOU ON FIRE WHILE WE FUCK
10:52 PM Nov 30th
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THIS THANKSGIVING I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL YOU LOUSY WORTHLESS FUCKHOLES WHO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER
7:48 PM Nov 24th
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INSTEAD OF MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL LET'S PLAY MONDAY NIGHT I FUCK YOU INTO THEN OUT OF THEN BACK INTO A COMA
7:24 PM Nov 23rd
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REALLY PLEASED WITH TWILIGHT'S POPULARITY BECAUSE IT MEANS MORE TEENS WHO WILL PUT UP WITH ME TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT
7:25 PM Nov 22nd
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TURNS OUT BILLY CORGAN'S ENORMOUS IDIOT HEAD IS NOT FULL OF DELICIOUS NOUGAT AFTER ALL (JUST BABY OWLS)
10:55 AM Nov 16th
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IF YOU LIVE IN MAINE AND VOTED AGAINST GAY MARRIAGE I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SODOMIZE YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A SHOVEL
1:20 PM Nov 15th
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I WILL BE AT THE TOPATOCO OPEN HOUSE THIS WEEKEND SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS (BY "SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS" I MEAN "HORRIBLE RAPE")
12:50 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Yelling Bird
- Location your ass, jizzing
- Web http://www.indiet...
- Bio SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES
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