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  1. HOW DID I END UP WITH ALL THESE DEAD TODDLERS *AGAIN* THIS DELIVERY WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GET HERE UNTIL THURSDAYabout 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. STICKING A HABANERO UP YOUR CUNT AND THEN PISTONFUCKING YOU WITH A STICK BLENDER5:12 PM Nov 9th from Tweetie
  3. FURIOUSLY JACKING OFF TO THE BASEMENT SCENE IN "THE ROAD"6:36 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  4. GODDAMNIT HOLD STILL I CAN'T ORGASM UNTIL YOU'RE FINISHED BLEEDING OUT10:45 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  5. LACERATING YOUR CLIT WITH A WEEDWHACKER5:37 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  6. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE EARLY BIRD DRILLS A HOLE IN YOUR AORTA AND THEN FUCKS IT UNTIL YOU BLEED OUT4:52 AM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  7. (I DON'T KILL TWILIGHT FANS I JUST SKULLFUCK THEM INTO COMAS)6:27 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  8. REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO HALLOWEEN BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING FUNNIER THAN HACKING KIDS IN HARRY POTTER COSTUMES TO DEATH WITH A MACHETE6:16 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  9. I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN TAE KWON DONG6:25 PM Oct 22nd from Tweetie
  10. I LOVE THE WAY KINDERGARTENERS' GENITALS LOOK NAILED UP ON MY TROPHY WALL10:29 PM Oct 21st from Tweetie
  11. USING YOUR MOUTH AS A TOILET6:59 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  12. THIS JUST IN: I WILL BE TOURING WITH THE FLAMING LIPS IN SUPPORT OF THEIR NEW ALBUM- PREPARE TO BE RAPED WHILE A MAN HITS A GONG REPEATEDLY11:47 AM Oct 14th from Tweetie
  13. TONIGHT WE FIND OUT IF IT IS POSSIBLE TO RAPE A NATIONAL MONUMENT (LOOK OUT, LINCOLN)4:08 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  14. YOUR CUNT SMELLS LIKE VELVEETA10:06 AM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  15. YELLING BIRD SQUISHABLE IS "PROBABLY GOING TO HAPPEN," WILL BE FULL OF BROKEN GLASS AND AIDS NEEDLES AND SHARK SEMEN5:54 PM Sep 29th from Tweetie
  16. GONNA FUCK ME SOME RHINOCEROS3:37 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  17. CHECK OUT MY NEW ZAZZLE STORE!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!MAKING MONEY OFF SHIT I DIDNT CREATE RULES!!!!!!/1!??#!?1?/1?!//////BUHLUBLUHBULH MESSY ANAL7:25 PM Sep 17th from Tweetie
  18. PAVEMENT REUNITED THAT MEANS EVERYONE OVER AT PITCHFORK CAN KILL THEMSELVES NOW SERIOUSLY WHENEVER YOU'RE READY GUYS/LADIES11:41 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  19. @JEPHJACQUES IS A LITTLE BITCH7:25 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  20. STUFFING KANYE WEST UP HIS OWN ASS SO HE WILL DISAPPEAR INTO A RECTAL SINGULARITY AND FINALLY, FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP4:33 PM Sep 14th from Tweetie
  • Name Yelling Bird
  • Location your ass, jizzing
  • Web http://www.indiet...
  • Bio SKULLFUCKING YOUR DEAD GRANDMOTHER LIKE IT'S A FRIDAY AT STAPLES
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