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  1. Biggest hoax ever: the sandwich. It's just a fucking salad hidden between two slices of bread! Meat-blasphemy!
  2. http://bit.ly/7PUzrC I hope this comes with an app to reduce the weight.
  3. I just lost in The Game of Life. I hope it's unrealistic.
  4. RT @sween: If Jesus really is a virgin, we probably have a bit of a wait before the Second Coming.
  5. Yay monopoly and game of life for my iPhone. Now I can pretend to own stuff and like people on my phone!
  6. @coffeenutbitch if u think Luke is funny, meet the kids from Arrested Development. Best. Show. Ever.
  7. My probation at work is ending soon and I have to evaluate my own performance. Yeah, I'm sure nothing will go wrong with that strategy.
  8. I didn't really feel like part of the conversation when I talked to that schizophrenic guy.
  9. I just chatted with this schizophrenic guy. Why did he send me all these mixed signals?
  10. Naturally. RT @wired: Peeps! WIRED needs your help. Please vote for us for magazine of the DECADE. Rock the vote here: http://bit.ly/8BBFKo
  11. @alisatweets Doing anything with a 4 year old is a tedious process.
  12. http://twitpic.com/qht4q - I just bought this guy in FM 2010. He shall henceforth be known as 'A. Nipple'
  13. You know what's more awesome than a Macbook? A free Macbook. Thanks Singtel!
  14. Anyone wants to buy my desktop? Keyboard, mouse, dust and questionable stains included.
  15. Cool RT @coffeenutbitch: Way awesome!! RT @nothingtosay Watch British TV live online w/ VLC player: http://bit.ly/795bY5
  16. Overheard in WTC, NY in 2001: 'Does anyone else hear that airplane drone? It seems like it's getting lou-'
  17. @agentshoots @coffeenutbitch I'm not sure if i'd agree with that statement. The jury is still out.
  18. Check out foursquare - a game that rewards you when you actually leave home.
  19. Oprah's ending her show? Well I know this guy from china who would do the same show for 8 bucks an hour.
  20. Wait, how exactly do I live everyday like it's my last and plan ahead at the same time?