RT @AppSumo: The "Ultimate Entrepreneur Book Collection" giveaway ends tonight at midnight CST! Last chance to enter: appsumo.com/~26wha/

Just because you see one affiliate doing it, doesn't mean his brain isn't a potato.

I think my finger is broken

@stunf Do you guys know why I can't connect to a.thymer.com? "This webpage is not available."

@mrgan bag beg big bog bug

@johntwoods I mean; Challenge accepted. Ron.

@johntwoods Ron

All productivity hipsters will buy this app. All of them. realmacsoftware.com/clear/

@alyceforsman Hi mom

I really hope @SenRandPaul's SOTU response was nothing but a 45-minute rant against the TSA

Take photos of your junk mail and it stops coming? paperkarma.com Pretty cool.

@ppcbz hehe. I had to look at googlecache to remember how to write a switch. #derpcoder

@Cheyyyaaboiii Get Response, eh?

Now here's a "Tea Party" politician I can support: Senator Rand Paul refused an invasive TSA pat-down at an airport in Tennessee this AM.

Keep it classy, @Comcast. You've got mail, @ComcastCares. #vultures #thieves

Thanks Livenation! I was wondering when Nickelback was coming around. ::unsubscribe::

@comcastcares @comcastmelissa My mother has had the worst experience w/ her unstable Comcast Internet service. Its been like this for years.

Remember when dad would light a match in the bathroom?

If you're getting the same joke RT'd by @gruber over and over, just double click home, tap-hold and ex-out all those wiggling squares.

The keyboard shortcuts at trello.com are winning