@johntwoods I mean; Challenge accepted. Ron.

@johntwoods Ron

All productivity hipsters will buy this app. All of them. realmacsoftware.com/clear/

@alyceforsman Hi mom

I really hope @SenRandPaul's SOTU response was nothing but a 45-minute rant against the TSA

Take photos of your junk mail and it stops coming? paperkarma.com Pretty cool.

@ppcbz hehe. I had to look at googlecache to remember how to write a switch. #derpcoder

@Cheyyyaaboiii Get Response, eh?

Now here's a "Tea Party" politician I can support: Senator Rand Paul refused an invasive TSA pat-down at an airport in Tennessee this AM.

Keep it classy, @Comcast. You've got mail, @ComcastCares. #vultures #thieves

Thanks Livenation! I was wondering when Nickelback was coming around. ::unsubscribe::

@comcastcares @comcastmelissa My mother has had the worst experience w/ her unstable Comcast Internet service. Its been like this for years.

Remember when dad would light a match in the bathroom?

If you're getting the same joke RT'd by @gruber over and over, just double click home, tap-hold and ex-out all those wiggling squares.

The keyboard shortcuts at trello.com are winning

"I'm good at ranking at the top of duckduckgo.com." ~Irrelevant SEO

#1: Orange juice concentrate futures at an all-time high. #2: The Dukes are back.

Cow funk

Two pieces I cut for The Grey should be debuting online soon.

@EDKInnovations Smart man smart man. Stayin in Vegas after the summit. It's cold as hairless cats here in PA.