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  1. Philadelphia Friends: I'm playing a tenTigers show at the North Star Bar next Tuesday 2/16/10. Buy tickets early? http://kwikiurl.com/hyg2b
  2. In jail, you don't get to choose between Spanish, brown or barbecue rice. You get shit. #burritogate
  3. Pro tip: Don't steal from your burrito-crafting comrades or you might find yourself in a real Cowboy Crunch. #burritogate
  4. Will it be safe to leave a tip-in-a-jar when I pay for my chick-in-a-thai? #burritogate
  5. @Dani_PA I had a good customer service experience at the downtown Neato. I always overtip them. #burritogate
  6. For those about to rock, we cilantro. For those who stole my tips, I said NO LETTUCE, Captain Art School. Lamesauce. #burritogate
  7. The great Neato Burrito tip-jar heist of 2010. Heady art school hipster drop-outs conspire to scam one's and five's. #burritogate
  8. Filling in for dead members of The Who: Drummer Zak Starkey (yea Ringo Starr's kid) and bassist Pino Palladino (John Mayer Trio)
  9. Did they air the anti doctor advice commercial yet?
  10. I need some 5.11 tactical pants to go with my 5.11 tactical socks. http://www.511tactical.com/Shop
  11. RT @hotdogsladies: Dismissing the iPad for not running Flash is like hating a salad fork for not playing 8-tracks.
  12. Buy awesome cartoons from my brother. Do it promptly. http://kwikiurl.com/worh2
  13. Zombie Subway: "Eat Flesh"
  14. @wannatalkjive Thank you for responding to my Formspring inquiry regarding superpowers. You reply was ... um ... colorful.
  15. How many possibilities in an 8-character, case-insensitive, alpha-numeric string? http://kwikiurl.com/7uacy
  16. The definitions for my name on urban dictionary are shocking and wholly accurate! http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tobey
  17. For the record, ever since season 2 on, Lost sucks.
  18. This Follow Friday is brought to you by people who turn me on to good music. @chuckmcbuck @modernglow @jivebotic
  19. RT @Moltz: RIP Flash.
  20. Melissa Mendes' J. D. Salinger rendition http://www.flickr.com/photos/mezilla/4311970165/