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Now that our phones have GPS chips in them, why can't we train them to automatically go silent when we're at work, movies, concerts etc...8:23 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
Guess I'll stop digging trenches for the patio walls. After all it's pouring out and dark.6:00 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
FYI: Bacon is not a fad. Bacon is here to stay. Shoelaces tied as a checkerboard - that was a fad.9:53 AM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
@kyle3333 Welcome to the Twitter. You will be tempted to Tweet from the bathroom. Rule: Don't do it. Bathroom/Twitter time is read-only.12:39 PM Jun 30thfrom web
@aliciavr6 So pretty much this Auntie Anne's contest is b/w you, me and someone named jerusalemlover. Prepare to fail.8:20 AM Jun 29thfrom web
Recent fortune cookie: To guarantee success, act as if it were impossible to fail.5:39 PM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
With Billy Mays out if the way, Mr. T can step in and start slinging Oxyclean and Orange Glo.11:37 AM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie