Profile_bird

Hey there! ybnormalman is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What are you doing? Join today to start receiving ybnormalman's updates.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

ybnormalman

  1. Hold on...lemme just double check here...yup, still madly in love :) Carry on.7:04 AM Jul 14th from web
  2. Just realized that instead of texting my wife about americas got talent, i was tweeting it.7:08 AM Jul 11th from txt
  3. BIG wow at the dancing magician6:42 PM Jul 10th from txt
  4. ROFL @ the drag queens6:37 PM Jul 10th from txt
  5. Seriously Vista? Two separate security warnings just to rename a desktop icon?9:36 AM Jul 10th from web
  6. Moo.4:13 PM Jul 8th from txt
  7. City bus drivers seriously need to get their heads out of their collective asses9:41 AM Jul 6th from txt
  8. Wow it's so nice out that *I* even want to be outside!10:45 AM Jul 3rd from txt
  9. I need poop fuel.2:23 PM Jul 2nd from txt
  10. I hate to say this...but for a recent work-related image search, google: 0, bing: 1.8:18 AM Jul 2nd from web
  11. Remember when you had to wait until the computer said it was "ready" to be turned off?5:53 AM Jul 2nd from txt
  12. If you mixed Nyquil and Red Bull, would you have a cup full of fail or a cup full of awesome?9:08 AM Jun 29th from web
  13. @extralife Quickfire question from Ciros - how many times can you say the word "smock" without cracking a smile?9:06 AM Jun 29th from web
  14. Just found out there is a product that is actually named "butt paste." (for diaper rash)5:38 PM Jun 27th from txt
  15. Does Red Bull come in pints? I may need to mainline a few to get going this morning...6:19 AM Jun 27th from web
  16. Accidental 911 at a bank is FUN!11:08 AM Jun 26th from txt
  17. @DaphneA You know what they say... Corn today, corn tomorrow. And today is yesterday's tomorrow!6:28 AM Jun 26th from web in reply to DaphneA
  18. I like corn.6:11 AM Jun 26th from txt
  19. Good morning world! Now go away and let me sleep another fopive hours.4:24 AM Jun 26th from txt
  20. Yay for new tires and awesome friends!2:35 PM Jun 24th from txt
  • Name Jared Swartz
  • Location Saco, Maine, USA
  • Web http://claimid.co...
  • Bio Graphic designer, SLer, WoWer, all around geek.
53 Following 49 Followers
Kevin Rose Scott Johnson Barack Obama Garrett Fitzgerald deviantART Jennyfur BuzzFeed WoWdotcom sylvanus Randy Dawn Miceli benhuh Patrick Norton Care KevinSmith Randy Jordan Zoe Keating O Ellen DeGeneres Trent Reznor ExPrincess LeVar Burton leswartz Brent Spiner WoW US- Earthen Ring RainnWilson Michelle Juliet (Silversea) TXTS FROM LAST NIGHT Boris Kourtoukov Rachel Pressey Samuel Pressey Jason Archer Holly Gunn Aurelia Snow Jamie Snow