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  1. Yay new iPhone!
  2. Dammit @kleptolovestory has me all excited about my new iphone!
  3. Latest episode of intervention was really sad. I don't know if i can watch that show anymore.
  4. And i adore when adults use the term poo poo when conversing with other adults
  5. Lady in Stop n Shop just told me 'that guy smelled like he poo poo'd himself' I love my hood!
  6. My secret shame: i'm rocking out to Metallica in my car right now.
  7. Anyone want to mow my lawn?
  8. Leaving my hot office and heading to my hot house. Summer in texas can bite me
  9. Is there a patron saint of air conditioners?
  10. Our house is hot. Taking a cold shower didn't help. I Fucking Hate Texas.
  11. The joys of pet ownership. They've turned my home into a vomitorium
  12. No rain again. Time to break out the sprinkler i guess. Sigh
  13. Should have washed sheets earlier in the day. Now they're making the bed too warm.
  14. @verypink Ouch! Keep it elevated. Hope you feel better.
  15. Happy 4th! Hope everyone had plenty of sun plenty of hot dogs and plenty of beer. I know i did.
  16. Tapas plus Sangria equals sleepy time.
  17. Sorry bingo ran a little over. On our way. Josh might be there soon
  18. Except the bingo part is fun.
  19. Playing bingo in the smoking section is like smoking a cigarette without any of the fun.
  20. Should i be nervous that they are playing the theme from Halloween while i wait for my oil change?