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  1. Hayden Panettiere is soft tubs and licks EVERYTHING. http://tinyurl.com/ytm7lq
  2. Remember Charlotte Church? She grew up, got fat/prego, and only to find out her fiance is cheating on her. Those heartbreaking rugby stars!
  3. Allegedly Paris Hilton is still smoking weed, even after lying on Larry King about her drug use. Who cares? People, apparently.
  4. Lance Bass is still gay. Accused of dating a super hott model guy. http://tinyurl.com/2u8e4w
  5. Hilary Duff may not be fat, but she still has big arms and tiny boobs. http://tinyurl.com/2ufnso
  6. Monique is still all about alienating thinner women with her new Oxygen show: F.A.T. Chance. FAT = Fabulous and Thick. Oh, acronyms!
  7. In case you didn't know, Usher is marrying that chick he knocked up. http://tinyurl.com/2nccoh
  8. Lindsay Lohan in new movie this month: I Know Who Killed Me. Horror movie, plot twists, Lindsay on a stripper pole. I'm totally there.
  9. Rosie O'Donnell totally rocking an outfit I wore when I was seven, sans Crocs. Love those lacey bike shorts. haha! http://tinyurl.com/2js48t
  10. Britney Spears still drunk, hiding her booze in other containers and partying in only a bra. And she claims she didn't need rehab!
  11. Carmen Electra has dark hair. Dreadfully boring. http://tinyurl.com/2mzg2u
  12. Nicole Richie is still sorta prego. Lionel Richie isn't saying anything. Nicole's DUI trial has been pushed back. Wedding still hazy.
  13. If you haven't noticed, Jenna Jameson is shrinking and puffy. Skeleton with lips and boobs. It's unfortunate.
  14. Lohan still going with the lesbo shtick. "I want to marry you and have children with you." Samantha Ronson still hideous, obviously butch.