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  1. it is possible that this is the worst mood I have ever been in. EVER.
  2. @asmanyasgiven I know EXACTLY what you're feeling!
  3. Day 2: Eye liner and lash curler still missing. Where the hell could they be? I use them in the exact same place EVERY day!
  4. Patent leather leggings? Seriously? WTF? Am I suddenly old and unhip, or do you guys think this is fugly too?
  5. @Brenda Those are the kind of headaches I get all the time! Its like a face-ache! Hope it goes away SOON!
  6. @leethrash If you are actually having a "fall day" in your locale - how about not rubbibg it in? hee-hee. kidding, but still jealous!
  7. Im setting an alarm for 1:45am. This is ridiculous!
  8. Part of football commentary that just caught my ear: "we all know that college football rankings are a beauty contest." figurative but funny
  9. And, really, whoever decided to start on-line pizza ordering? I love you!
  10. A girl's best friend on laundry and housework catch-up day? Pizza delivery!
  11. I think if I was really rich I would pay someone to just to put the laundry away. WHY do I hate that last little step SO much?
  12. If you had been sitting in front of my house for 1.5 hours I would have seen you as Ive been staring out my 8ft window WAITING for you!
  13. hey idiot from dish network - I saw you drive by - you lying SOB!
  14. @slynnro is it possible to like pizza if you hate all cheese????
  15. @leethrash goigng to be needing more info than that!
  16. something seriously WRONG with me today - wicked pissed at everything and nothing.
  17. @leethrash Oh geez, track and trig???? What did she do? just look down the high school actvities list?
  18. @mandyg Okay, you most post about this. I want to know what shes like - is she scary muffia? Did you wonder if I was like her IRL?
  19. @mandyg OR, possibly, its the vodka.
  20. @mandyg is the late hour making me slap happy? cuz Im STILL laughing.