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  1. @mandalapaz I want a deep south voyage which would likely put me in Brownsville for the TX portion. I'll keep you up to date.
  2. @baskabas Should we put up a poll on who is the bigger snob? I bet you'd win at snob. Black Eyed Peas suck, also. Poll would say that too.
  3. Also, hello from Panama all. I'm at a hostel in Boquete enjoying the mountains, and I'm off to David tonight.
  4. Welcome to Twitter @mandalapaz. I need to visit you on the borderland sometime.
  5. The inflight movie is Hotel for Dogs. If there's a God, he doesn't love us.
  6. @andymboyle Because I could easily kill you and make it look like an accident?
  7. @andymboyle I feel like I should be saying really snobby shit like @baskabas would do, but I'm not a condescending prick.
  8. In Miami International, awaiting a plane to Panama. If only I were on a boat with T-Pain and Andy Samberg.
  9. @baskabas I was drunk a significant portion of last weekend.
  10. One final #1stdraftmovieline for the long road: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will eat us."
  11. I always over-Tweet in airports. I apologize.
  12. #1stdraftmovielines "God dammit Khan, this is just not cool. Not cool at all. Are you listening to me?"
  13. Did somebody (@revoltpuppy?) ask me for a hat from Panama?
  14. #1stdraftmovielines "I would prefer you not cross the streams. I dunno, just seems like a bad idea. Might overheat."
  15. #1stdraftmovielines "Where we're going the roads are lit less poorly!"
  16. @revoltpuppy Deprogram lesbians as your type. Listen to "Pink Triangle" and drink til you have no feelings.
  17. My copy of "House of Seven Gables" brought me suspicion of airline security. Hawthorne, you've done it again!
  18. @micada Happy birthday!
  19. @loveleethought In disasters, dreams are forbidden.
  20. @emmillie It's spelled Y A L D A B A O T H. God, you act like you've never read Gnostic scripture. Get it together.