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- To the family member who kept taking my chocolates in my dream last night: I hope I can forgive you someday, they were super good chocolatesabout 19 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- My new hero: http://www.bevard.net/2:34 PM Jul 9th from web
- @mwilkie that's a nice looking dome you've got there5:55 PM Jul 5th from TwitterBerry
- Billy Mays really was a champion of the common man, thanks TV!8:01 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
- @vonverena that is an outrage. as the former gov of WI should know, the first step in preparing brats of liberty is to simmer in beer.1:56 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
- Fuck yeah, el megamix con el rey del pop at the poolhall7:03 PM Jun 26th from TwitterBerry
- http://bit.ly/It9qf3:12 PM Jun 25th from web
- Tip: don't have a late dinner of spicy pork cemitas and whiskey and soda8:58 AM Jun 22nd from TwitterBerry
- If anyone's in the market, there are a couple fruit stands selling mangosteens on the south side of canal, west of mott2:59 PM Jun 19th from TwitterBerry
- Best auto-tune the news to date: http://bit.ly/hlVwu11:32 AM Jun 19th from web
- Just saw a smartcar getting a ticket. The cop pulled it over on foot, which was was easy because smartcars are humorously small.4:31 PM Jun 15th from TwitterBerry
- That's the way you do it.7:11 AM May 25th from TwitterBerry
- @expresident thanks, I'm writting on my hand, so now I just need to remember to look at my hand before I go9:31 AM May 24th from TwitterBerry
- Gotta remember to put on pants today before I go to the wedding8:47 AM May 24th from TwitterBerry
- @bugglife we're headed to genna's shortly6:39 PM May 22nd from TwitterBerry
- I can marry my 1st cousin in wisco as long as we can prove we're both sterile. Phew.10:35 AM May 22nd from TwitterBerry
- @bugglife just got to milwaukee, headed for madison tonight7:30 PM May 21st from TwitterBerry
- I'm the douchebag who tweets about the Guiness at LGA not being as good as in Dublin4:00 PM May 21st from TwitterBerry
- holy crap. getting married in 3 days, 1 hour, and 38 mins12:23 PM May 21st from TweetDeck
- RT @BuzzFeed: Twitter search of the day - "working on my novel".12:16 PM May 21st from TweetDeck
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