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  1. Took pictures of my weird t-shirt collection. Sadly, it says a lot about me. http://bit.ly/6mUayU
  2. Ha ha the guy sounds like Seinfeld and is an asshole and people yell at him. Then also there is some kind of ironic music.
  3. @stevewhitaker @giromide when the bags fell!
  4. @stevewhitaker I wish I could give this about 70 stars. Maybe I'll create some fake Twitter accounts.
  5. Every infant needs a tie rack in his room! http://yfrog.com/4ehrlj
  6. Pretty pollution. http://yfrog.com/3lh0tqj
  7. Ok everybody leave the elevator now please so I can stare at my grey hair (singular) in private.
  8. @atl OOH good idea
  9. @burkean Hmm... going with the dealer will probably be more of a sure thing and less pain in the ass.
  10. Well aren't you just Mr. Walk Up The Stairs Really Fast Right Behind Me Fitty McFitster.
  11. @philgs as our great president says, "Yes You Can!"
  12. Congrats to my two twitter friends who are expecting and just found out it is the opposite sex as their first. COINCIDENCE? I THINK... SO.
  13. @burkean Depends, is it a pain to keep your car around? Or do you need the money soon? I'll miss the little grey Jetta.
  14. My favorite animal is the dik-dik.
  15. @atl "That's it, Canada! God bless Canada." #obscuresoundofmusicjoke
  16. @snipeyhead I know just the right person for that job.
  17. Glottal stop!!!!!1
  18. Suggested "something special" in Brit co-worker's coffee. He responded, "That'd work a treat!" Repeating it in my head all morning.
  19. @atl that one took me a minute.
  20. fuck shit you guys I"m buying a house tomorrow!@!#$!@:L$#K!:$