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  1. @heyrobb stop being so goddamm positive. about 15 hours ago from txt
  2. Why are doctors offices closed on weekends- do people just not get ill on weekends? 2:18 PM Dec 13th from txt
  3. At UMC: old lady is crying cause she cut her finger and the staff is making her fill out paperwork. 2:01 PM Dec 13th from txt
  4. WHY am i stuck in the breast cancer room. There are boobies everywhere. I would much prefer prostate cancer room. 8:54 AM Dec 11th from txt
  5. THIS HELLA ANCIENT MANS NAME IS MR. OLDS! 8:37 AM Dec 11th from txt
  6. At a cancer center. Everyone around me is older than death. Pamphlets are spectacular. 8:14 AM Dec 11th from txt
  7. @heyrobb it takes patience skill aim and practice. 2:02 PM Dec 8th from txt
  8. Someone flipped their pick up on terribles next to pier 1 1:47 PM Dec 7th from txt
  9. H & M now sells sequin headbands. just like the ones mk made 4:11 PM Dec 6th from txt
  10. At lee's 8:51 PM Dec 4th from txt
  11. Considering all you can drink at krave tonight $10... anyone want to go? 4:41 PM Dec 4th from txt
  12. @tywarneryee movie sucks. 7:04 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to tywarneryee
  13. @hollyolson @bparins what are you doing tonight? I'm out of class at 920. 6:49 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  14. @heyrobb it is Thundercats! Thundercats! Thundercats! HOOOO! 6:35 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  15. I found a store that sells the "girls direct to your door shirts" 4:35 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  16. @patrickpichler you mean gay porn, right? 6:53 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to patrickpichler
  17. I make a pretty good sea lion. Aur aur aur 6:53 PM Dec 2nd from web
  18. @heyrobb i got a shot in my butt. It's been a while since I got one of those. Like since I was 5. 11:45 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  19. My butt hurt. :( 11:31 AM Dec 2nd from txt
  20. News 3: we will have "actual raindrops" in vegas. 11:12 PM Dec 1st from web