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  1. And now for something completely different... http://bit.ly/3wq07
  2. Retweeting @IanSchwartz_SZS: Nususa Live One TOMORROW at 7pm CST here http://nususalive.com #nususalive Follow @Nususa too!
  3. Time for work. The world has AIDs. You all suck.
  4. If anyone knows @jenjenfukker's address please DM it to me. She won't give it to me.
  5. Celebrity deaths come in 3's... Billy Mays threw in the 4th one for free.
  6. @EmoTonyB Let me think about that one...... Thought about it. Um. Yeah. No.
  7. @EmoTonyB Like the last 24 hours has left like someone pissing on my head non-stop. And I don't even like R. Kelly.
  8. THE WHOLE WORLD HAS AIDS! FUCK!
  9. Someone just come wake me up every day and dump a bucket of chicken shit on my head first thing so I know my day can't get much worse...
  10. Dear Westech; Stop being liars. Give us our cost of living raise and stop working us short handed. Signed, Fuck You
  11. Dear PC Under My Desk; Fix yourself. Signed, Fuck You
  12. Dear God; You're not real. Stop trying. Signed, Fuck You
  13. Dear Bank Of America; Fuck you. No really. Just fuck you. And your interest rates. Signed, Fuck You.
  14. Dear Verizon; How about a phone that doesn't drain the battery from a full charge in less than 12 hours? Signed, Fuck You.
  15. Dear Sitex Uniform Co.; Get your shit straight. Bring me my fucking uniforms. I'm not paying you so I can wash this shit. Signed Fuck You
  16. Dear Yahoo Weather; I was thirsty on my motorcycle ride home so I simply opened my mouth. Accuweater my ass. Signed, Fuck You.
  17. Let my bitching on Twitter start in 3.... 2.... 1....
  18. Thank you, Yahoo Weather. You said nothing at all about this rain... Assholes.
  19. Okay. Time for work. What a depressing day.
  20. @JoshGoguen Take it easy on that apple juice at the party, chief. If you have too much make sure to give Jingles Jr. the keys.