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  1. "Yes, he's talking about chainsawing the baby Jesus."
  2. @coltcooper "polonius_in_dnmrk: @kng_claudius ur noble son @prinz_hamlet is mad. mad call i it. but let that go. lol rofl"
  3. Listened to health care recap this morning; In homage, Rush's "The Color of Right": "I'm so full of what is right I can't see what is good."
  4. "Haven't you seen the show? Jessica Simpson is her own special brand of super-crazy." "Yeah, but she's hot." "So is a chemical fire."
  5. @kylerow Because all my pink clothes are dirty.
  6. Rule: given dry-erase markers are close at hand, any surface that can be safely doodled upon will, eventually, be doodled upon.
  7. Contemplating buying a B&N Nook e-reader now that it's hack-ability has been shown. Heck, it may get me to start reading books again too.
  8. Just tried Guitar Hero on my Android phone and it's horrible; imagine playing GH with a live raccoon for a guitar and you're almost there.
  9. @quill18 ..yeah, but they the ones you got free with the printer so they're only one-quarter full. That's how they get 'ya.
  10. 1993: "I'm just playing DooM while my code compiles, that's all." 2008: "I'm just playing PvZ while my test suite runs, that's all."
  11. @flangy I have nothing official, so consider it hearsay, but I've heard through the grapevine that some networks are considering it.
  12. @flangy I've been told that many ad networks will be disqualifying impressions from Chrome for that fact -- ad is downloaded but never seen.
  13. My new snow tires handle better than my previous summer tires. They are cheap chinese summer tires, so I guess I got what I paid for.
  14. It speaks to Ruby's design that I can routinely use map() without consulting the manual, whereas in Perl I had that page very well dogeared.
  15. RT @jamesbritt: "Copyright violation? You're soaking in it!" RIP: A Remix Manifesto http://ff.im/-cDbXD
  16. CW: "C++ also has Friend classes. If B is a friend of A, the B can access A's privates. It just sounds wrong."
  17. @jakemallory I can sympathize to your commute... Today I thought I'd be smart and take I-215. 1.5 hours later I realize that was a bad idea.
  18. Statistically, I'm shorter than 80% of all other adults. Ordinarily I'd be sad except it also means I hit my head less than 80% of everyone.
  19. The volume control on The BBC's iPlayer goes up to 11. #bbc #spinaltap
  20. @dbrady ..I once shot a man in Reno. I considered it to be better for him than being *alive* in Reno.