xphile727
- Feels like hell on ass toast. That's right. I said it!7:55 AM Apr 17th from txt
- at the new Trader Vics. How many scorpion bowls is too many scorpion bowls?4:52 PM Feb 20th from txt
- it is so cold outside that the latch on my car door froze in the 'no fuckin' way i'm gonna latch' position! eesh!8:20 PM Jan 13th from web
- Nuke-u-ler!10:25 PM Oct 2nd, 2008 from txt
- Almost time for summer solstice, people!11:36 AM Jun 10th, 2008 from web
- My gynecologists office is in the playboy enterprises international building. I am not kidding1:20 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from txt
- ...and THAT's when i went ass over teakettle into the chicago river.8:01 AM Apr 17th, 2008 from web
- I think you need to talk to a professional about your mustache fetish.8:56 PM Apr 16th, 2008 from txt
- What does that even MEAN?4:54 PM Apr 15th, 2008 from txt
- Jerk9:32 AM Apr 15th, 2008 from txt
- "...like an alpaca sack full of hairy strawberry ice cream, bleeding, pink toes awry." -J. Heller4:33 PM Apr 9th, 2008 from web
- "Turn left right at N. South Street" -Uncle Randy2:39 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web
- i drink your milkshake! i drink it up.1:38 PM Apr 8th, 2008 from web
- Whoever said alfredo isnt good the second go round doesnt like cheesy buttery noodles as much as i do.4:36 PM Apr 3rd, 2008 from txt
- You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company. - S. Johnson3:45 PM Apr 3rd, 2008 from web
- More like, tastes like momma3:41 PM Apr 3rd, 2008 from txt
- The first day of april is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year -m. twain1:07 PM Apr 1st, 2008 from txt
- Test in t-60.6:57 AM Mar 26th, 2008 from txt
- Eggs... How many is TOO many?6:25 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from txt
- ... Then that time i went and said goodbye. Now i'm back and not ashamed to cry. Ooh baby, here i am. signed, sealed, delivered. i'm yours.4:27 PM Mar 25th, 2008 from txt
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