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  1. @nikala_ Sexy.
  2. @JoeHinky Pics!?
  3. @herroLuke You seem interesting. Welcome to Twitter. :)
  4. Dare I say this version of 'Tik Tok' is almost BETTER than Ke$ha's? Haha. http://bit.ly/8Valgv (She agreed.)
  5. Don't worry Pluto, I'm not a planet either. <3
  6. @brysonen Last week before Christmas break?
  7. It's rather chilly today where I live! It's -37 Celcius (-34 Farenheight). It's snot-freezing weather! :D
  8. @mistakepro A testtical. What the hell's a testtical!? OH, you mean testicle. ;D
  9. Welcome to the day where motivation to do anything is vacuumed out of your soul. Welcome to a lazy Sunday. :D
  10. @imbenton & @jaredxd are now discussing how the future/past/present is just a 4 dimensional object passing through a 3 dimensional plain.
  11. @barrettkowalsky subconsciousness is a whore.
  12. There's a kids birthday party happening at my work today. Events like this remind me why it's crucial to use a condom.
  13. @MattofDurham You are dominating my Twitter homepage this morning with your flood of tweets.
  14. @TTSFilms is going to see the Blindside on Saturday with his mom, whilst @jaredxd gets pictures of a 13 year old boy. This is 1:40 AM.
  15. @TTSFilms I'm curious as to why your microwave is coin operated.
  16. @imbenton That was the cheesiest question ever. Oh, and don't mind @meganphosho, she's just going on bedtime patrol again.
  17. @allcheckeredout They're pretty much my favourite band ever. <3
  18. @DaniDork14 Obviously obsession over Damon? ;o
  19. @MaisieTaylor_ Sometimes I say "proppa fit" just because it makes me think of british people.
  20. Skinny jeans look fantastic, but feel terrible. Things are forced to be rearranged where they shouldn't be. :(