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  1. I just spent $85 on useless shit...Why is it I always go into Wallgreen's for 1 thing and come out with 13
  2. Me & my nephew on his 3rd BDay http://pic.gd/0fd3b2
  3. At my nephews 3rd Birthday party ☺
  4. TGIF! What a crazy long week! Pass me the vodka....NOW DAMNIT!
  5. Greatest idea EVER http://pic.gd/d1b401
  6. I don't get it! I should be tired, I've been up since 8AM so why am I wired? FML where's the ambien.
  7. My friend from work really wants to learn English. Anybody know of any programs, websites, books, etc. That are really good to learn English
  8. My new glasses are shhmmmexxxy
  9. At the eye doctors. Hopefully my eyes won't be too blurry for my test at 7:30
  10. Ugh. Can't they get my fucking coffee right just once! There is no way coconut even remotely sounds like blueberry.
  11. It's a good thing I never play by the rules....*sinister smirking going on*
  12. @DerikFrais HAHA! Look who I found on Twitter.
  13. OMG I just left my sisters house and as I was leaving my niece said "bye bye Uncle Dude"! (dude has been my family nickname since I was 2)
  14. How come bacon always smells like wet dog when it is cooking?
  15. I have never been as happy about who, what, and where I am until now. Life is truly awesome. Celebrate each and every day.
  16. I ♥ Portuguese food
  17. To everyone who decides to call me at 6AM in a drunken state.....don't.
  18. Go without hate, but not without rage. Heal the world. - Paul Monette
  19. @SuzeOrmanShow Just bought your The Money Book for the Young Fabulous & Broke and from what I skimmed through I can tell it will be helpful
  20. Just realized today is Friday the 13th