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  1. @drewmagary And is the "Princess and the Frog" just every Disney movie ever but with black people?
  2. No hype for the Pats? What world do you live in? RT @MoveTheSticks Would it shock anyone if the Pats go 11-5, no hype and then win it all?
  3. 360. XmasApeKSK is the handle RT @gimpshot you play on 360 or PS3?
  4. He should sign with the Chargers so it was like they pulled a dumb trade RT @Adam_Schefter Chiefs release Larry Johnson. He'll go on waivers
  5. http://bit.ly/rK5r9 This post has perhaps my favorite angry blog comment ever. "My mood toward you is FURIOUS!!!"
  6. The section on drugs, no doubt. RT @HHReynolds I just lectured my 11-year-old cousin by citing @xmasape's Manifesto.
  7. Text from GameStop said I have to be there from 8-11 to pick up Call of Duty tonight. DON'T THEY KNOW THERE'S A STEELERS GAME ON?!
  8. Omigod, the Giants did push-ups this week to regain their defensive prowess. I JUST DID A SET OF 20, PUT ME IN, COUGHLIN!
  9. Woohoo! Er, I mean, my deepest sympathies. RT @mdetura Bye bye, suicide pool. Guess this means I gotta pay retail for the @xmasape book now.
  10. Oh, those sherbet jerseys have to be a constant this year for Tampa now.
  11. Another horrible missed tackle by Ed Reed springs Coles for a big gain. This game is a treat.
  12. Dan Fouts referred to Dominque Foxworth as "Foxworthy". Which kind of makes sense, since he is to pass coverage what Jeff is to comedy.
  13. Kris Brown hits a 56-yarder to end half in Indy. If anyone had to be shit in Pittsburgh only to excel elsewhere, a kicker could be worse.
  14. Apparently the Tom Brady Rule applies to Dallas Clark now.
  15. Uh oh. Jewelry ad just appeared during a football game. It begins...
  16. Ha. Dick Enberg forgot where the Pro Bowl is this year. Not that I'll watch it either.
  17. Great jump on the ball by Leon Hall. Bengals can bury the Ravens if they take advantage of early momentum.
  18. Instead of the refs, the Ravens get to blame their loss on Haloti Ngata being out. Gotta break from the usual sometimes.
  19. If I'm wasting unseasonable warmth for watching games, I better be rewarded with a Ravens loss.
  20. RT @TiricoSuave Now That You Mention It, Something About Sammy Sosa’s Face Is A Little Off.... http://tinyurl.com/sammysos...