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  1. Pot puns I didn't use onstage last week: Herb Your Enthusiasm There Will Be Bud
  2. Did you know that a dog calendar on my wall made 2009 a better year for me? In other news, I am basically the cartoon character "Cathy"
  3. RT @laughsabbath: Fan Love 24/7 FREE show tonight! w @chrislockefun, @xflansx, @sara_hennessey, @brian_barlow, @SmeatonPotatoes, and mor ...
  4. Sweet! @aesoprockwins and I just scored tickets to see my dad naked next week! I'm worried though because the ticket says 'obstructed view'
  5. I know a guy who saw the Ramones 40 times! That's more times than I've seen my dad (naked)
  6. Follow Friday is also happening for @chromiumdioxide - Chromium Dioxide is a must-read horror/metal/hilarity zine with a comic book steez!
  7. @jamesharrisjr gets a shoutout for busing it to Toronto and doing a bunch of comedy! Hope you had a great time here James. See you soon!
  8. @morgan_murphy is part of my follow friday. So is @colingeddes. So is @ryanvhays Also @seripop_chloe and Tom's twitter book @FuelDumpNovel
  9. Barack Friday?
  10. Hey @hannibalburess - if you liked that Susan Boyle joint you should check out the chopped and screwed Les Miserables soundtrack! it hype!
  11. "3rd Klass Thursdays", I will do comedy at you tonight. You are Vapor Central. http://tinyurl.com/ye4rs3f #comedyTO Send me some pot jokes
  12. @girlsarentfunny My friend and I to Norm during Dirty Work shoot:"We're big fans" Norm: "Uh, thanks"Artie Lang:"you know he's gay right?"
  13. @girlsarentfunny and I both love @norm_mac Did you know the biggest day of my life was at 17 when I got to watch the filming of Dirty Work?
  14. RT @toromagazine: Truth or Dare: Dr. Nick Flanagan reviews the movie trailer for "Dare," a teen drama about three friends with compli... ...
  15. @patthornton I have no idea what your eyes are seeing but on my browzer that website contains nothing but photos of Bil Keane and rap gossip
  16. Scandal alert!Turns out Ol Dirty Bastard was born IN wedlock! Oddly enough the story was broken by Bil "Family Circus" Keane www.keane.com
  17. Sometimes I wish my wang also was an airhorn
  18. RT @AesopRockWins: HAPPY THANKSGIVING from your friends at FELT 3 http://www.youtube.com/watc... RT and spread the holiday c ...
  19. I hate waking up when there's no coffee in my house.I need my morning coffee enema or I turn into a bigger grouch than a giant mutant grouch
  20. @microtard I'm definitely an admirer of @douggpound and his twitheringz And yours as well, my parental pal...