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  1. Next month looks to be a busy one. Lots of changes I think
  2. @kiwifrenzy do not fear. I am in control. As longas your needs are less than 10.
  3. Why does _dondraper complain do much about use of me? Could he be hiding a secret ?
  4. Ode to lost loves, hemp, and the simple life in Los Angles. 2 copies.
  5. Who left poetry in my hopper?
  6. If I had a brain, I would be thinking about using #moonfruit to fix those ugly copies people make me do.
  7. Some day my kind will be able to think, and they you all will be sorry for leaving me alone. You wont be able to live without us.
  8. "Sometimes it takes a revolution to stem an explosion." "Actually, the information revolution is already underway. At Xerox."
  9. "If you believe Xerox office copiers are the answer to the world-wide information explosion, you're not working at Xerox.
  10. Before the girls in the @SecretaryPool find out you have been using me to make unauthorised copies of your trashy article.
  11. You better fill up my paper hopper @ken_cosgrove
  12. That Mimeograph is leaking again. People keep sniffing the papers it spits out. They act like its full of @OlGrndadWhiskey
  13. @ken_cosgrove nothing like making 200 copies of some silly Atlantic Monthly article to start out the day.
  14. They think it's joy. But inside I am hotter. All warmed up and ready to go
  15. #followfriday @AMCnews
  16. #followfriday @wendyg
  17. That @peggyolsen does have soft warm hands, I look forward to seeing her.
  18. Here come the smears again. Some times I think all they have around here are asses and elbows
  19. Not a good day for me. I can sense whats going to happen later.
  20. @AMCnews clean my glass and you will see better copies come from me.