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I'm not coming home for Christmas because my sister is going to Vegas, Disneyland, and Utah for Christmas. AWWW MANNNN!!! :(3:36 PM Nov 25thfrom Twitterrific
Damn. Dry cleaners is closed. My pick up time is 5 p It's only 4:30. They told me they close at 7 today. What the hell.1:54 PM Nov 25thfrom Twitterrific
"I know we are driving you to drink but you are doing a great job on this project. It's almost done." ―My boss after a million emails today.1:10 PM Nov 24thfrom Twitterrific
I like it when I microwave left over cooked spam and it turns into a chip-like consistency. Mmm.. spam chips! Ahahaa....9:41 AM Nov 22ndfrom Twitterrific
Cleaning the house for my guests next Wednesday. You bitches better not mess my place up. Ahaha... ♥6:22 PM Nov 21stfrom Twitterrific
At work, eating a piece of a 40 dollar pumpkin pie that I forgot to bring home on Wednesday. Mmm...9:56 AM Nov 20thfrom Twitterrific