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  1. So why not one called "Haute Looks," about mutant pussycats with heat vision that terrorize fashion models? (2/2) #syfy
  2. This SyFy movie is called "Ice Spiders," which is about mutant spiders terrorizing an Olympic skiing team. (1/2)
  3. So here's the thing: SyFy channel movies are so over-the-top absurd, I'll bet I could build a random storyline generator.
  4. @stevebuttry Enjoy Siberia. BTW, those are words I never thought I'd type.
  5. Is 46 too late for me to take up rugby? Because it really does look like fun. And I understand there is drinking involved, too.
  6. Took a break from working to go to dinner with a bunch of great old friends. Met some great new people, too. +1 #CHS
  7. @bythehue MLB needs another commissioner like Bart.
  8. Report: Bud Selig to step down in 2012. Which means he'll get around to deciding in, oh, 2014.
  9. Here's the latest phrase from my @XarkGirl Meme Watch program: "So Ruled. Move On," she sez. Abbreviated: SRMO. Hashtag: #srmo
  10. @jny2 Speaking of Rushkoff's "who gets paid" stuff, did you ever see that "Big Pool of Money" idea I floated?
  11. Here's how I know we've entered the holiday season: Popular searches @ Xark = "elf porn," "santa porn" & "christmas elf santa sex"
  12. rt @TFLN "I guess I finally out-drove Tiger Woods this morning." #heh
  13. @vhanna26 re: Tiger. Sounds to me like poor Tiger is becoming a more complete human this week. Good for him. Perfection is overrated.
  14. Encounters over the past 2 days have reminded me that an alarming number of people are perpetually offended about imaginary slights.
  15. When confronted with a dramatic situation, find the nondramatic solution.
  16. sheesh. sure are a lot of hacked Twitter accounts DMing me spam these days.
  17. @PublicPatton your bar idea was a good one, although the beer is working against my productivity.
  18. @cottage thanks. good to be back... for the next few days, at least.
  19. @cottage i dunno, but cue the spooky.
  20. Still looking for that perfect place to work. My house is a dorm, my coffee shop is crowded, my library is closed. #chs