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  1. @ashtreza I could loan them a couple and they can keep them scrubbed.... The pugs put up with the bathing okay, but drying makes them crazy!
  2. Enormous baked sweet potato: devoured. Will be exhibiting orangey fake tan shortly from overdose of beta carotene. Next up: pugwashing.
  3. @lyzardly "Malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man." Keep 'em drinking.
  4. Kneeling in the warm shower, I dream the blood down my arm, down the drain. No last-minute call comes from the Governor. My eyes snap open.
  5. @basilicacollins Beard and glasses and prehensile mustache with its own ZIP code.
  6. @basilicacollins @adampknave 35 looks 6.964383561643836 years younger than I look.
  7. OotSSoERaAAP (@sciencescout) has released a new batch of merit badges! Go see if you deserve any: http://www.scq.ubc.ca/scien...
  8. Have to say I got some impressive autofollows in the past hour or two.
  9. @mightywombat Giving value for money is the trick.... Have to come up with a theme, materials I can buy in bulk -- and maybe an Etsy store.
  10. Oh good lord. --> Make Money Fast In Your Own Home By Sorcery and Trafficking With Demons: http://bit.ly/7aIBXp
  11. I know this is a bit of a reach, but if anyone can point me to references that djinn can be believers or infidels, hit me up.
  12. @Phyrra Are you saying size doesn't matter?
  13. @nfpendleton So glad to share! Off to watch it again. Someone else posted it to Facebook....
  14. Confession: Whenever I see a link to the Muppets' Bohemian Rhapsody (http://www.youtube.com/watc...) I go watch it.
  15. @The_BORG I finally had a conniption and clicked the little X on all those "Who searched for you?" ads and reported them as offensive.
  16. Missed my walk tonight. Derailed by the DoL requesting clarification of the spaghetti that is the past two years of my employment history.
  17. Dubai just asked for a 6-month hiatus servicing its $100B debt. Dubai's going to be the world's strangest abandoned theme park.
  18. @Saraquse Chocolate ganache on a graham-cracker crust with marshmallow layer (or topping). Maybe pecans on top. Like high class s'mores.
  19. @mightywombat You and he should go in together on those huge boxes of 'em frrom Sam's Club or Costco or whatever. It'll make them cheaper...
  20. @mightywombat Someone ate your lunch? Time for the Ex-Lax brownies. Or the capsicum turkey sandwich. Or the cricket-choc-chip cookies.