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  1. Nothing more satisfying than beating someone on code check in when you know the merge is going to suck ass. Happy Friday, motherfucker!
  2. @cote Microsoft and their bitch NBC completely ruined the online coverage of the 2008 Olympics. Silverlight can rot in hell. Say hi for me.
  3. I got my Google Voice account yesterday. So much to play with. It makes me wish I actually used my phone more.
  4. Sat outside (in the shade) for lunch despite the 100 degree temperature. I feel so rugged and manly now. I'm sure the vomiting is unrelated.
  5. @leftyshields If you named one of your kids "Next" they could have that feeling everywhere they go.
  6. It's days like this that part of me thinks it would be cool to have a split personality.
  7. After careful analysis the one problem I see with having a CEO act as a product manager is th--ooh shiny!!
  8. 140/250 character limits makes me love ampersands and break the two space after a period rule more than ever. This similar to how Rome fell.
  9. There are little triangles all over the floor by my desk from all the corners I'm cutting to get out of here on time. Monday me can suck it!
  10. Ordered a New York Steamer at Firehouse for lunch. Mildly disappointed it's a sandwich and not a guy from Queens shitting on my chest.
  11. Why can't I listen to XBox Live messages from the web site? I can see it right there! I need a "Games for Windows - Live" game? Suck.
  12. Good news is that I'm off July 3rd. Bad news is the dev manager thinks that everything that was due Friday is now due Thursday. Huh?
  13. About a hard to use feature, OH: "We can fix that w/ training & documentation." Anything those things can't fix (besides low sales)?
  14. Sales guy is ending every sentence with "and vice versa" today. Gotta cover all those bases I guess and vice versa.
  15. @nicferrier indeed. #ting-tings!! yes!! you are correct, sir!!
  16. CEO just asked if we had any latex gloves in the office. I'm guessing tomorrow's clients are going to be more thorough than I'd like.
  17. @mrchippy Good lord! You need to go on a game show with movie quote ID skills like that.
  18. The CEO is trying to use a steam cleaner on the carpet to remove some of the dog piss stains. We're havin' some decent friends over.
  19. A koala?
  20. WTF toys: http://www.flickr.com/photo...