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  1. Marketing guy on help ticket quality: "If I didn't enter you it's probably not that great. I'm the one around here that's really anal." 2:01 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  2. I predict that "hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham" will be the new "punch the monkey" advertising web banner. 8:15 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  3. @cote @mattray http://www.baltimoresun.com... Video if that's your thing. 8:12 AM Nov 24th from Echofon in reply to mattray
  4. OH: "Does Arizona have a big Asian population?" Me: You mean like sumo wrestlers? 1:37 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  5. @graceface I believe those are called "bloopers." http://www.supermariogames.... 1:17 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to graceface
  6. I think it'd be great to use Mondays to message a Twitter user that has protected updates and tell them you know they're talking about you. 10:07 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  7. OH: "Boy or girl?" "80% girl." There are too many jokes there. 9:41 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  8. Potential customers touring the office today. Regular two ring circus around here. Third ring laid off a while back. 7:40 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  9. "Spewgurt. In your stomach in less than a second." 8:49 AM Nov 19th from Echofon
  10. Working on a product idea for a yogurt delivered from a high velocity pistol-like device. Spewgurt. It's like I'm printing money. 8:41 AM Nov 19th from Echofon
  11. RT: @motherfuton: The dog is farting in the office. So far, we've lost two men. They were good men... 1:46 PM Nov 13th from Echofon
  12. Pink, Disturbed, Missy Elliot, Kanye West mashup / remix that is ruining my productivity: http://bit.ly/8gqHd 11:58 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  13. RT: @leftyshields: My buddy @sedgemonkey works at a place that designed their own wallpaper for bathroom. Pretty cool! http://bit.ly/18xceD 11:42 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  14. Someone just used the word "re-circumcised" in the office and every guy here started doing the "ouchie wiener dance." 8:53 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  15. Tip for people making demo videos of smart phone apps: get a manicure. http://bit.ly/2c7lsC 8:42 AM Nov 13th from Echofon
  16. For all of you that wish you could look deeply into my eyes I give you Optomap!! http://www.flickr.com/photo... 4:55 PM Nov 12th from Echofon
  17. OH: "Are you somewhere you can open up a browser?" We're not in the 80s anymore. I have a browser in my pants at all times. 10:27 AM Nov 11th from Echofon
  18. ZOMG doing a huge refactor on code that has lots of unit tests is like sex with your sister. Not my sister, YOUR sister. Tell her I said hi. 3:05 PM Nov 9th from Echofon
  19. Marketing guy guessed that iTunes was written in Java because it's such a resource hog. It's not but what a nice reputation desktop Java has 2:05 PM Nov 5th from Echofon
  20. I wonder why Palm doesn't name their phones like Kung Fu styles: Monkey Palm, Iron Palm, etc. It'd be so much cooler if they did. 1:39 PM Nov 5th from Echofon