wyscan
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Marketing guy on help ticket quality: "If I didn't enter you it's probably not that great. I'm the one around here that's really anal."
2:01 PM Nov 24th
from Echofon
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I predict that "hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham" will be the new "punch the monkey" advertising web banner.
8:15 AM Nov 24th
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@ @ Video if that's your thing.
8:12 AM Nov 24th
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in reply to mattray
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OH: "Does Arizona have a big Asian population?" Me: You mean like sumo wrestlers?
1:37 PM Nov 23rd
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@ I believe those are called "bloopers."
1:17 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to graceface
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I think it'd be great to use Mondays to message a Twitter user that has protected updates and tell them you know they're talking about you.
10:07 AM Nov 23rd
from Echofon
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OH: "Boy or girl?" "80% girl." There are too many jokes there.
9:41 AM Nov 23rd
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Potential customers touring the office today. Regular two ring circus around here. Third ring laid off a while back.
7:40 AM Nov 23rd
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"Spewgurt. In your stomach in less than a second."
8:49 AM Nov 19th
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Working on a product idea for a yogurt delivered from a high velocity pistol-like device. Spewgurt. It's like I'm printing money.
8:41 AM Nov 19th
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RT: @: The dog is farting in the office. So far, we've lost two men. They were good men...
1:46 PM Nov 13th
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Pink, Disturbed, Missy Elliot, Kanye West mashup / remix that is ruining my productivity:
11:58 AM Nov 13th
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RT: @: My buddy @ works at a place that designed their own wallpaper for bathroom. Pretty cool!
11:42 AM Nov 13th
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Someone just used the word "re-circumcised" in the office and every guy here started doing the "ouchie wiener dance."
8:53 AM Nov 13th
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Tip for people making demo videos of smart phone apps: get a manicure.
8:42 AM Nov 13th
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For all of you that wish you could look deeply into my eyes I give you Optomap!!
4:55 PM Nov 12th
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OH: "Are you somewhere you can open up a browser?" We're not in the 80s anymore. I have a browser in my pants at all times.
10:27 AM Nov 11th
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ZOMG doing a huge refactor on code that has lots of unit tests is like sex with your sister. Not my sister, YOUR sister. Tell her I said hi.
3:05 PM Nov 9th
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Marketing guy guessed that iTunes was written in Java because it's such a resource hog. It's not but what a nice reputation desktop Java has
2:05 PM Nov 5th
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I wonder why Palm doesn't name their phones like Kung Fu styles: Monkey Palm, Iron Palm, etc. It'd be so much cooler if they did.
1:39 PM Nov 5th
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