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OH: "Are you somewhere you can open up a browser?" We're not in the 80s anymore. I have a browser in my pants at all times.about 7 hours agofrom Echofon
ZOMG doing a huge refactor on code that has lots of unit tests is like sex with your sister. Not my sister, YOUR sister. Tell her I said hi.3:05 PM Nov 9thfrom Echofon
Marketing guy guessed that iTunes was written in Java because it's such a resource hog. It's not but what a nice reputation desktop Java has2:05 PM Nov 5thfrom Echofon
I wonder why Palm doesn't name their phones like Kung Fu styles: Monkey Palm, Iron Palm, etc. It'd be so much cooler if they did.1:39 PM Nov 5thfrom Echofon
Just discovered that I find the word "beefaroni" incredibly amusing. I wonder if it's just for today.1:53 PM Nov 4thfrom Echofon
Hearing a drive spin down when I didn't cause it elicits a brief "oh shit" response from me. Co-worker keeps shutting off his computer. Grr.2:50 PM Nov 2ndfrom Echofon
Co-worker just used the word "dealeo" 3 times in one minute. Is that a good enough reason to give for leaving a job?11:41 AM Oct 30thfrom Echofon
Boggling at Expedia search results for a car rental. Renting for a week 11am - 11am is $470. Renting for a week 11am - 12pm is $217. Huh?1:29 PM Oct 29thfrom Echofon
Primary Total Life Insurance Death Benefit Breakdown RT @wyscan: Stolen from Jyte: quick, tweet the contents of your clipboard.12:43 PM Oct 23rdfrom Echofon
One sign that I'm playing way too much XBox is that I think all of you fags are garbage.3:15 PM Oct 21stfrom Echofon
Gay guy at work tried to lump all straights together. We have sub-communities. He had to listen to some breeders. I'm a dink. What others?8:15 AM Oct 20thfrom Echofon
