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  1. "See all those presents? They're toys for you." // Awesome! I get to play with boxes!! about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. I'm only in this for the hush puppies. 8:31 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  3. Daddy: "Islands in the stream. That is what we are. Sail away..." // Me: I do not know you. 12:16 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  4. Dad: What's going on? // Jess: Well, Wy- // Me: I'll just go ahead and put myself in timeout. 11:07 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  5. A free nipple?? // No, honey, they said NetBook. 5:08 AM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  6. I know you're sleepy, Mommy. Are you going to fall asleep at my game and make me break the law to drive you home?? 4:22 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  7. "We're tired. Can we sit for the photo?" http://yfrog.com/aumtxj 1:19 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  8. That show is funny. It's "Dear God" funny. 6:47 PM Nov 14th from TweetDeck
  9. Eeew.. The water is blue. But it's going to be green in a second. 6:56 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  10. I wish I were a dog so I can just poop anywhere and not have to wipe. 3:59 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  11. I don't like the wasps. They do maximum damage. http://yfrog.com/0izrtgj 4:10 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  12. Can we stop talking?! Wait, I'm the only one talking here. 6:53 PM Oct 1st from Tweetie
  13. I slept like a log -- except for the part where it rolls. 6:49 PM Sep 27th from Tweetie
  14. I see syrup on my nose. http://yfrog.com/3dkcjij 9:17 AM Sep 27th from Tweetie
  15. *thwack* I was just seeing how tough your head was, Daddy. // I wonder how tough your butt is, Wy. // Hmmm. You have a point. 10:16 AM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  16. Daddy: How awesome is that?! // Me: That isn't awesome. 9:48 AM Sep 26th from Tweetie
  17. That's kinda obvious. 2:27 PM Sep 16th from Tweetie
  18. It's time to find some other parents. 7:10 AM Sep 12th from Tweetie
  19. Mommy, I just saw butt floss. #dragoncon 7:09 PM Sep 6th from Tweetie
  20. Black defeats any color. 7:03 AM Sep 5th from Tweetie
  • Name wyldman
  • Location knightdale, nc
  • Bio i'm 6. my mom thinks i say cool stuff.
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