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- Starving, but afraid to start eating again. Fever down a little though, so that's a good sign.5:08 AM Feb 3rd from TwitBin
- @emilybrianna need a place to crash until power comes back on? if you don't mind cats and clutter, we'll make room for you3:13 PM Jan 28th from TwitBin
- Off to start shoveling. If all goes well, I'll be done by spring.10:24 AM Jan 28th from TwitBin
- @chickenlittle I tried phoning it in once, but they hung up on me.6:58 AM Jan 27th from web
- Harry Potter, Batman, Jack Sparrow, The Hulk. Apparently various bits of these costumes combine to form 1 awesome superhero.1:39 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
- @chickenlittle Get a cat instead. You're welcome!12:06 PM Dec 17th, 2008 from web in reply to chickenlittle
- Long-ass day of driving. Finally home, drink in hand. Ahhhh.6:21 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
- What's in the case, @joethepeacock?10:59 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
- It was a small shoe.9:19 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
- I swear it was an accident.9:12 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web
- @joethepeacock Yes, I'm laughing, but I really am sorry. Really.9:10 PM Dec 9th, 2008 from web in reply to joethepeacock
- Found an ooooold boyfriend on facebook. A bad one. I'm thoroughly creeped out now, I should stop the random searches.3:59 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
- "Stu-stu-stu studio line from l'oreal create your look strong hold behold!" Inexplicable Sigue Sigue Sputnik earworm I have right now.2:58 PM Dec 4th, 2008 from web
- It's that time of year, got to pull out the Santa card. Santa is like the Leviticus god, in case you childless people were curious.6:18 PM Nov 23rd, 2008 from web
- I've been puked on three times today. But on the plus side, all day snuggles. It all evens out, I think.1:38 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web
- I just cleaned my whole house for no apparent reason.1:10 PM Nov 15th, 2008 from web
- @chickenlittle did you check under the couch?10:48 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to chickenlittle
- Humanity needs to start fearing my children right about now. I've been scared for years already, so I have a head start.4:49 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
- Cary, two minutes later: "But what do quarks do?"4:48 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
- Collin, over dinner: "Moooom, what does the Large Hadron Supercollider do, exactly?"4:43 PM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
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