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  1. Starving, but afraid to start eating again. Fever down a little though, so that's a good sign.
  2. @emilybrianna need a place to crash until power comes back on? if you don't mind cats and clutter, we'll make room for you
  3. Off to start shoveling. If all goes well, I'll be done by spring.
  4. @chickenlittle I tried phoning it in once, but they hung up on me.
  5. Harry Potter, Batman, Jack Sparrow, The Hulk. Apparently various bits of these costumes combine to form 1 awesome superhero.
  6. @chickenlittle Get a cat instead. You're welcome!
  7. Long-ass day of driving. Finally home, drink in hand. Ahhhh.
  8. What's in the case, @joethepeacock?
  9. It was a small shoe.
  10. I swear it was an accident.
  11. @joethepeacock Yes, I'm laughing, but I really am sorry. Really.
  12. Found an ooooold boyfriend on facebook. A bad one. I'm thoroughly creeped out now, I should stop the random searches.
  13. "Stu-stu-stu studio line from l'oreal create your look strong hold behold!" Inexplicable Sigue Sigue Sputnik earworm I have right now.
  14. It's that time of year, got to pull out the Santa card. Santa is like the Leviticus god, in case you childless people were curious.
  15. I've been puked on three times today. But on the plus side, all day snuggles. It all evens out, I think.
  16. I just cleaned my whole house for no apparent reason.
  17. @chickenlittle did you check under the couch?
  18. Humanity needs to start fearing my children right about now. I've been scared for years already, so I have a head start.
  19. Cary, two minutes later: "But what do quarks do?"
  20. Collin, over dinner: "Moooom, what does the Large Hadron Supercollider do, exactly?"