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  1. I'm going to bed. Consciousness is a dirty whore.
  2. Some days just seem to scream relapse.
  3. @kdiddy You are the Master. Your pal, BHJ, M.Ed.
  4. I'm shooting fire from my eyes and burning down entire master planned communities.
  5. MamaPop wants to give you an Xbox: http://tinyurl.com/yamfvvk
  6. Mountain Goats concert review: http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/12/mountain-goats-concert-review.html#more
  7. Sometimes, fucking in the bathroom isn't what it appears to be: http://thebhj.com/
  8. Go here: http://www.nyctaper.com/ and download Mountain Goat shows from Dec 1 & 2 and you will understand my John Darnielle hero worship.
  9. It's body wisdom. Something beneath my conscious awareness knows I need chili. My will is no match for it. I'm a slave to my need for chili.
  10. If I don't get some chili, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.
  11. @ahmielyn Exactly. Chili might cure cancer. Science proceeds by these kinds of accidents all the damn time.
  12. "BHJ, your need for chili is somewhat trumped by the cutting edge of cancer treatment." Oh save it, Jenna. This is deeper than chili!
  13. Jenna, when you ignore my cries for chili, it makes me feel like my needs aren't important to you.
  14. My wife's at some cancer seminar thing and won't answer my texts about chili. We might need counseling.
  15. I need some chili. Twitter should have chili.
  16. I can't breathe through my nose: http://thebhj.com I don't how that ends up all suicidey. That's just how I do.
  17. Cold medicine. Strawberry Twizzlers. Manipulated sympathy.
  18. @sweetney The Simpsons are so dope in High Def. Into The Wild. If you've got 5.1 Surround, Band of Brothers will blow your mind.
  19. Feeling like hell, congested, glass shattery head - a kid waits for whole class to leave so he can whisper "Hey. Get better." Pretty cool.
  20. Who asked for your opinion, December?