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Pour some liqour on the curve for my niggas that deserve it 11:05 PM Nov 7th from Tweed
Chicks I was feenin to smash let em lean on the cash..used to take em long trips just to break em wit long dick 10:38 PM Nov 7th from Tweed
At the bar and this guy just ordered a drink with 5 orange slices on it... 2:04 PM Nov 7th from Tweed
No man shall ever wear tighty whities specifically those that fall into the ROYGBIV color scale. #MANLAW 4:50 AM Nov 4th from Tweed
Just got some steak'ms on my baby moma food card. Imma get this child support back one way or another 6:06 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed
Tweeting on my palm Pre/while buyin iced tea on my baby mommas EBT! (yeeeeaaaah! *young jeezy style) 5:34 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed
RT @RevRunWisdom: If you get with someone who cheated on their mate, u'll be with someone who cheats on their mate 5:27 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed
#shitudontwannahearurmom say "I smoked benson & hedges when I was preg with you" WTF mom... 5:26 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed
"im so drunk my finger hurt" 10:49 AM Nov 2nd from web
Shout out to all the hood parents that take they kids trick or treatin on the rich side of town 2:50 PM Oct 31st from Tweed
RT @Syreta: Please say a prayer for Morehouse College marching band. Their band bus flipped on i-75. 10:14 AM Oct 31st from Tweed
@Ashika_MsCali damn I'm hatin .have fun 10:13 AM Oct 31st from Tweed in reply to Ashika_MsCali
RT @karamelly: we need some retweet protocall. ur response on the front or the back or the original message? 10:13 AM Oct 31st from Tweed
bad thing is..being a zeta is kinda bad...but pledgin sigma is down right unexplainable 5:46 PM Oct 30th from web
like wtf provoked you to pledge sigma? thats like branding "LAME" over your eyebrows 5:45 PM Oct 30th from web
am i the only one who sees a group of sigmas together and wonder ..."wtf happened?" 5:44 PM Oct 30th from web
why come all sigmas look ashy? 5:42 PM Oct 30th from web
When did white women decide it was ok to look a black man n the eye while with they white bf? Folks get lynched for shot like this 3:10 PM Oct 28th from Tweed
Yo remember when folks used to take criatin..and be gainin 40lbs in a week 7:47 PM Oct 27th from Tweed
Murdered the beat "I'm a cross between osama dahlmer and the dali llama" - Em 5:51 PM Oct 27th from Tweed