wryredhead
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@ I am known to obnoxiously feign shock and say, "Is that a CHECKBOOK?! I haven't seen one of those in 10 years!"
4:14 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to luckyshirt
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@ Yay! Congrats and welcome home!
10:15 AM Nov 18th
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in reply to hoosiergirl
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@ I'm more compelled by the "Tub Full of Taco".
2:54 PM Nov 17th
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in reply to zeldman
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The biggest problem with this stupid apartment is that it contains neither pancakes nor bacon.
3:24 PM Nov 16th
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Er, honey? There's something I've been meaning to tell you about me and @...*gulp*
9:13 AM Nov 16th
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Only other parents can understand the quiet desperation of inventing sexual relationships between preschool cartoon characters.
6:26 AM Nov 15th
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@ YES. ("Makayla" is spelled M-I-C-H-A-E-L-A. I don't care if you don't like it. That's how it's fucking SPELLED.)
5:39 PM Nov 14th
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in reply to MsHiss
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Irony = gearing up to wait in the cold rain with the huddled masses in order to get a flu shot so we can *avoid* getting sick.
6:01 AM Nov 14th
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@ The same.
6:00 AM Nov 14th
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in reply to dcraig568
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Ok, guys, is it just me or is Clifford REALLY fucking big?!
5:38 AM Nov 14th
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Just watched "Juno". Think it would have been better on mute, with a smelly fat guy going at my ears with a cheese grater.
7:45 PM Nov 13th
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@ I always thought I sensed some sexual tension there...
4:51 AM Nov 12th
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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Tonight's dinner requires zesting, shelling, and maceration. I feel unprepared for this degree of violence against food.
5:02 PM Nov 11th
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Toddler: "I trying to poop. And the spaghetti-o's are WATCHING ME."
12:26 PM Nov 11th
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Happy birthday, @! May your day be filled with superfluous peanut butter.
5:21 AM Nov 11th
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@ EXACTLY.
4:15 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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@ Yes. I defy you to find anything awrsomer.
3:37 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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@ yay! Haven't seen him in ages, was wondering if he was still around.
3:36 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to crystallyn
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@ Just for you, my friend: (Totally SFW)
2:15 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to stevewhitaker
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@ Woohoo! Keep us posted, because, you know, Twitter should be first and foremost on your mind now.
8:03 AM Nov 10th
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in reply to hoosiergirl
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- Name Wry Redhead
- Location Bostonish
- Web http://hoppypoppy...
- Bio Writer, reader, snarker, laugh-out-loud-and-snorter, mama, partner, geek-admirer, sushi fiend, mac user, incessant dabbler.
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