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  1. @ggotsill I have also received messages via LinkedIn saying, "Since you are a member of (group), I thought you might also be interested in..
  2. @ggotsill One way is to send invites to all of your contacts.
  3. President Obama expands the definition of hate crimes. Most reality shows now illegal. #humor #comedy
  4. Oprah to end show in 2011. Constitutional scholars debate the line of succession. #humor #comedy
  5. Drug lord added to government economic advisory council. Only member to have run a successful business. #humor #comedy
  6. Hail to the Chief http://bit.ly/OAU16
  7. RT @Altavistagoogle: Sober, I just tried to make a call from the calculator app on my iPhone.
  8. @Altavistagoogle Thanks for the compliment of the retweet.
  9. While in China, President Obama takes out second mortgage on Wisconsin. #humor #comedy
  10. Hockey http://bit.ly/3Oj7Ld
  11. Actual NYT headline "GM, Citing Progress, Reports Loss of $1.15 Billion" That's like: "Hospital, Citing Progress, Kills Half Its Patients"
  12. @blamping Thanks for the RT compliments.
  13. @crftlvr Thank you.
  14. Lou Dobbs quits CNN. Media reacts with shock. Everyone else reacts with "So?" #humor #comedy
  15. Hoping to take their organization to the next level, Taliban leaders attend a Tony Robbins seminar. #humor #comedy
  16. TV newscast brags of exclusive interview with person you have no interest in listening to. #humor #comedy
  17. RT @mandystadt "Au Bon Pain is a French expression which means 'Breakfast at LaGuardia.'" - John Mulaney
  18. RT @jimgaffigan Just saw someone in a fur coat walking a dog. "I love to take care of animals AND wear them!"
  19. @brittwhitmire re: gossipgirl - Did they say which politician this story is based on?
  20. Election results relieve media of the burden of reporting any actual news for at least a week. #humor #comedy