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  1. #guytomyleft: "Double-clicking's brilliant, isn't it?"
  2. RT @SITP: @timminchin fans, please RT: Get a secular, beautiful Tim Minchin song in the Xmas Charts! http://bit.ly/8SucQ5
  3. @rebeccawatson I don't care what crazy backwater country you married into, nobody should need to have John Ritter explained to them.
  4. Bones is all about the fanservice and simply does not care. I think I'm okay with this.
  5. @Sonicsaturn Go to the Amazon store, I just grabbed the whole album that song's from for a fiver.
  6. @jackofkent My guess on your favourite Wikipedia page before I clicked the link was this: http://bit.ly/447RC . What does that say about me?
  7. #guytomyleft: "It's quite traumatic, childbirth. It's not as straight-forward as people think."
  8. #guytomyleft: "I'm a bit suspicious of all these vaccines." Dude. You're a fucking nurse. For fuck's sake.
  9. #guytomyleft, what did you think would happen the fourth time you yanked on the locked door that didn't happen the first three times?
  10. Overheard in the office: "James is invading Poland at the moment." Shit, they're onto me. Better hide my gold.
  11. Jump Around is apparently one of the few songs that my brain just won't osmotically absorb the lyrics to.
  12. I'm happy to say I have no idea who Joe is, what he looks like, or any details of his tragic heartwarming life story. #notwatchingxfactor
  13. #notwatchingxfactor, but I'm going to be aware of who won anyway, aren't I? This is one of those times when I wish you could stop the signal
  14. I'm #notwatchingxfactor, but doing nothing more useful to society either. Unless watching Bones is somehow contributing to the greater good.
  15. Wow. This is headdeskerifically amazing: http://bit.ly/7SR3RH - link via @doingitwrong via @ryanqnorth
  16. #cherinthecommunity is also definitely not needy. Or implacable, or high-maintenance. She is divine and perfect and so easy to get on with.
  17. My flatmate Cher, source of #cherinthecommunity quotes, is fun and fabulous and wonderful and brilliant. I am not writing this under duress.
  18. #cherinthecommunity's trivia quiz answer on the British royal order of succession: "Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, @stephenfry... Oh, I don't know!"
  19. #cherinthecommunity Trivia quiz: "What film had the tagline 'Five good reasons to stay single'?" "Spiceworld?"
  20. A blog post? On a Friday? It must have escaped from a zoo: http://wp.me/pajFw-sv