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  1. Why is Maxim sending their magazine to my mother? WHYYYYYY?
  2. RT @DanielleLaPorte: Top Author Shifts E-Book Rights to Amazon.com http://ow.ly/Mpsn
  3. I acquired and watched Terminator Salvation this weekend. It was heart-transplantingly awful. But here's a good thing: http://bit.ly/6OSJ82
  4. Pro Tip: if you suspect that you've added the destruction of an entire city to your plot because your story is weak, you're probably right.
  5. A White Gummy Bear Martini? Someone shoot this man and cram his dismembered body into a 55-gallon drum of corn syrup. http://bit.ly/882uGI
  6. Henceforth I shall use my patented Conceptual Trainwreck blogging methodology. No point at all if it ain't FUN. http://writebastard.com/
  7. (In case I wasn't clear: hacking out a fat useless section of the book is a VERY GOOD THING. The project, she is energized anew!)
  8. I've just cut a huge part of my novel-its only purpose was to serve a marketing-based philosophy of literature that I think is crap. Happy!
  9. RT @GreatDismal: E.M. Forster said that a novelist in control of the characters was simply not doing the job. Or words to that effect.
  10. All of you who are free of pain, who can walk outside and face the sun with ease of body and motion: take a few moments to appreciate that.
  11. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzang flash to Opium! http://bit.ly/7LhGSc
  12. God blast and hell spit, it's...Wednesday? Alright, that is marginally more acceptable.
  13. WEEE WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU!!!! WEEE WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU!!!!
  14. jIH 'oH jaH DaqtlhIngan! laD 'oH joq I'll HoH SoH nuqDaq SoH Qam. #klingon (translate: http://bit.ly/4r7tie)
  15. Apparently no one makes a Gore Vidal action figure.
  16. @justinemusk Why are any of us awake?
  17. RT @justinemusk: [...] dream big & be fearless: b/c whatever happens *you'll be ok* http://ow.ly/JqhT <--holy crap do I need this right now
  18. "What is this new clusterfuckery?" Writebastard postosity, here-> http://bit.ly/6NbQKY
  19. RT @justinemusk: RT @GraylinFox RT @WritersDigest: 43 Most Inspiring Posts for Writers in 2009: http://bit.ly/7xWgqz <--Triple RT!!!
  20. Wanna see a brain get microtomed? The brain of late famous amnesiac "H.M." (Google it) is being sliced, live. http://bit.ly/8Jiq3Z