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  1. Overheard @ 9 to 5 stage door: I love Allison Janney but I'm not stalker.
  2. Overheard @ 45th St: I don't want to think of David Bowie's penis, thank you.
  3. Overheard @ Wonjo: Boat shoes? I LOVE boat shoes.
  4. Overheard @ Bronx: How could you touch that boy's thing and get it all greasy.
  5. Overheard @kaylle on 34th St: There probably *are* naked men in Ohio.
  6. Overheard @ T St: A five-second beat-off.
  7. Overheard @ Wonderland: Cause he said something penis vagina.
  8. Overheard @ Wonderland: Ewww no I don't wanna get a disease.
  9. Overheard @ Wonderland: You're being too violent near her face.
  10. Overheard @ S St: My kids are snitches.
  11. Overheard @ New South: If she bleeds, she breeds.
  12. Overheard @ Jay's Saloon & Grille: If I was a creeper, I'd be texting you from outside our job; I am *barely* a creeper.
  13. Overheard @ Leavey: Don't you see the groups of imaginary kids in my head?
  14. Overheard @ Woodgrill: Sorry, I confused my explorers. It was still funny, though.
  15. Overheard @ Woodgrill: I have Italian emotions and a German way of expressing them.
  16. Overheard @ Woodgrill: I'm going to email you your baby.
  17. Overheard @ Cleveland Park: Is that it? Is this my life?
  18. Overheard @ T St: I'm not sore from the swimming; it's all the anal sex that followed.
  19. Overheard @ Highland: Tubing is great; you can drink SO much beer.
  20. Overread @thebenedict: Alcohol, in sufficient quantities, turns real life into a montage.