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Until this afternoon I didn't believe it was possible for the human body to produce so much snot. Staying in with supply of films and lemsipabout 11 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just ordered a Pet Porte cat flap - a cat flap that scans your cats microchip before opening the door. That should keep the evil fucker out!about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Just been to our office Xmas party and realised I have a massive drink problem. It takes me a lot more booze than most to get wankered5:37 PM Dec 17thfrom Tweetie
Well the migration is well and truly under way, but still got another 40 mins to go to move disk images. Bed time I think. Playtime tomorrow5:06 PM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
Ticket raised at 0:44, reply from @linode support at 0:45 (1 min later!) saying migration configured to go at my leisure. AWESOME support!4:58 PM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
Slightly disappointed that my awesome transformers advent calendar had an xmas tree choc today. I WANT CHOCOLATE ROBOTS!2:26 AM Dec 1stfrom Tweetie
Time for bed for two reasons. 1) I'm knackered and 2) It'll be time to open my awesome transformers advent calendar sooner. Thanks Tori!!!!4:46 PM Nov 30thfrom Tweetie
@parsl I was ready to sing its praises this morning. Mostly due to a website cockup that gave me a 1st class upgrade for 15 quid though4:41 PM Nov 30thfrom Tweetiein reply to parsl