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  1. I was 45 minutes late to work. i HATE being late for anything, especially when it means that i'm letting someone down who counts on me. ugh. about 4 hours ago from web
  2. i dropped my phone in the toilet tonight. stupid back pockets. about 17 hours ago from web
  3. Bumper sticker: DUCK FOR PRESIDENT. That's me! 10:52 AM Dec 16th from txt
  4. urchin is burrowed under the covers. bet she'll be there for hours. 10:13 AM Dec 16th from web
  5. @n8duke bah humbug. 9:32 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to n8duke
  6. i guess i'll do some christmas shopping today... 9:11 AM Dec 16th from web
  7. @myrdalkombat typical. 9:09 AM Dec 16th from web in reply to myrdalkombat
  8. @mcrashelle what doing up there? let's play! 2:13 PM Dec 15th from web in reply to mcrashelle
  9. working in a house decorated for hanukkah. its presh. 9:00 AM Dec 14th from web
  10. @elisfanclub a little more garlic and they may have hit the nail on the head with me... plus some tofurky sausages. 8:57 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to elisfanclub
  11. Washington vanity plate: DOGLIMO 3:44 PM Dec 13th from txt
  12. wondering what to do today... maybe a trip to value village? 12:13 PM Dec 13th from web
  13. i'm going to help my Gramps with his new computer today. he didn't know what to do when it prompted him to "press any key to begin." 10:17 AM Dec 12th from web
  14. missing @bookis. 9:32 AM Dec 10th from web
  15. I know this girl who reminds me so much of David Brent sometimes it's uncanny. And disgusting. (thanks @Bookis for helping me pinpoint it) 12:23 PM Dec 7th from Twitterrific
  16. We are icycles around beckwith manor. No heat. No mercy. 7:49 PM Dec 6th from Twitterrific
  17. @n8duke you're doing it, peter. 9:28 PM Dec 4th from web in reply to n8duke
  18. christmas wish list: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120499128093&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:top:en 2:31 PM Dec 4th from web
  19. @n8duke wow n8... i never thought that song could be anything but dirty. i remember the first time i heard it in like 5th grade. man oh man. 9:11 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to n8duke
  20. back at work with the baby. now i'm going to go down to pike's place and buy some donuts and flowers. anyone wanna come? 10:01 AM Dec 3rd from web
  • Name worstdukeever
  • Location seattle
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  • Bio there's no word in english for my style.
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