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  1. I hate that it feels like I have swallowed a razor blade.
  2. I hate how rarely people die by papercut.
  3. I hate nothing less than pie and a good strangling.
  4. I hate the way the sun keeps following me around.
  5. I hate the way winter creeps into my chest.
  6. I hate when people accuse you of having lived near a bookstore.
  7. I hate the solid feeling in my nose.
  8. I hate road movies, apparently.
  9. I hate how quickly the mistakes compound themselves.
  10. I hate that they didn't hyphenate crowdsourced even more than I hate their shirts. Illiterates.
  11. I hate awesome crowdsourced shirts too.
  12. I hate these stupid trending topics. Like, obviously, I hate Steve Jobs. And I hate Apple. And I hate Jay-Z. And I hate AT&T.
  13. I hate that godhatestheworld.com is not my website. I wonder how much he wants for it.
  14. I hate that the cat decides to indulge his foot fetish when I am barefoot and cooking.
  15. I hate that even my toes are sweating.
  16. I hate being suffocated by fat children. And no, I would not hate it less if they weren't fat. Stupid children. I hate you.
  17. I hate that you have the vocabulary of a sock puppet.
  18. I hate Facebook. It's like Myspace for losers.
  19. I hate when you throw out the horns at your lame-ass concert. You think this makes Satan proud? This does not make Satan proud.
  20. I hate that nobody here has learned how to use a sidewalk properly.