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  1. My D&D alignment would be low functioning mongoloid.
  2. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I already got caught "stuffin'" the tofurkey.
  3. "and that's why there's a contiunity error in Wrath of Khan..." This comic store reeks of girl repellent.
  4. @iiiTheWizardiii LOST GIRLS!!!
  5. @mattfraction Iron Man 20 was an amazing issue! The entire run has been so good! I can't wait to see what's next! Yeah!!
  6. "Naked woman, nothing keeps me from my comic books! I banish you and your sex hole into the Negative Zone!" I am a nerd and I need help.
  7. When life hands you tinfoil, make a fancy hat that protects you from the telepathic attacks!!!
  8. On the train: no deodorant, yelling nonsense, wearing a cardboard box as pants. The hobos have made me their king.
  9. @Aimee_B_Loved YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON!!!
  10. @mayafish will than...
  11. SEXUAL HARASSMENT!! Yeah, that isn't a good thing to yell on a crowded train.
  12. When life hands you a brain slug, *droooooool*
  13. When life hands you goats, trade them for a dukedom in Czechoslovakia!
  14. If I'm Tupac and this coffee is Janet, then this is a perfect morning of Poetic Justice.
  15. @Jessabelle2o7 Whilst are you talking about, woman!?
  16. @kellydeal I'M ALL FOR THAT!
  17. Calling someone fat-face hurts a lot.
  18. Yo! @davegorum is a bully! Pass it on!
  19. I think I win some sort of award for worst sentence construction ever. I mean, me make sentences bad looking.
  20. Unfunny bonkers sucks!!! Drooool. I'm a vegetable... WITH NINJA SWORDS!!! Where's my asparagus!!!?