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Overheard on train "They're scum. They never complete their timesheets. I hound the fuckers. Why? Oh they're too busy getting pissed."
about 18 hours ago
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@ +1 - Request Bus stop, light yellow, thin consistency. There should be a tumblr around the theme.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to AllHale
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In the new year I'll tweet plenty of links with earnest and intellectually lightweight commentry on my occupation and industry.
about 18 hours ago
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@ Clever lateral thinking for marketing tweeting twankey - washing your dirty laundry in public x
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to louisClement
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Certain parts of my life need to be granted a temporary injunction.
about 19 hours ago
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@ Yes Ma'am.
about 19 hours ago
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in reply to getdancey
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I feel really shattered, should not be operating heavy, or even lightweight machinery, like an oyster card.
about 19 hours ago
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It's nearly 2am, and I'm awoken - the house stinks of smoke and rancid burgers - beware the company you keep, the love one gives.
5:41 PM Dec 9th
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@ Wondered why you had sent me a message and then I realised it was in response to a month old tweet, did u run it by legal?
2:42 PM Dec 9th
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in reply to RAC_Breakdown
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Crisis of reason is flicking through sky movies and being dissapointed that you've missed twilight - lost opportunity / 'cultural insight'
2:40 PM Dec 9th
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Auchentoshan Old Malt Cask 1978, aged 25 yrs + Mad Men season three = Joy.
3:09 PM Dec 7th
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Not sure if the world's ready for me as Widow Twankey /via @ <- @, the meme is gaining speed.
3:06 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to Will_Humphrey
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All that's missing is a few bars from close encounters of the third kind - - fear and loathing in Rutland.
1:15 PM Dec 6th
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@ Oooh sally. Weird angle, not weird handle. I thought: who's this odd random on my timeline with a De Nero pic for his profile.
12:30 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to AlastairDon
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@ When did you start on Twitter? Is it a mod for modern warfare 2? Weird handle and avatar pic old boy.
12:19 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to AlastairDon
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Twitter! Your brother? Using Twitter? Whatever next. Tsk, I don't know. Me! No. No. No. Never, I don't even SMS.
12:17 PM Dec 6th
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@ haha, outed ... *smiles and nods at the right time* I'm really more of bahrain's got talent sort of guy.
12:14 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to clareob
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Who's this? Lady Gaga - her boats not much but she's got a nice body, will she win the tv competition?
12:04 PM Dec 6th
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That bit when you start a relationship and you meet their friends, and they're all sharing in-jokes - that's twitter during xfactor.
11:55 AM Dec 6th
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Couple of grown men comparing their @ badges and being the mayor of a random DLR station - i'm tweeting this info, embarrassing
6:53 AM Dec 4th
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- Name MD
- Location London | Elsewhere
- Bio A casual cartographer. Director of creative technology @skive.co.uk - a hero trapped in a cowards body. My tweets are a mixture: lifecast, mindcast and castaway
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