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  1. @scunning serves him right.
  2. @theamberness well, forget it then. That extra 6 minutes is a dealbreaker. (Can you tell how much I WANT to shred?) #nopainnogain
  3. @sherigurock it is open for business? I can't wait to stop by!
  4. @theamberness alright. 7 inches is worth 20 minutes of hell for 30 days I suppose...
  5. @theamberness what kind of results do you get?
  6. @shaunaglenn what's the point? You're just gonna get smelly again tomorrow. I don't support making unnecessary effort. #aiminglow
  7. I just ordered the 30 Day Shred to support Operation Lose Weight, Fat Ass. And I'm not very excited about it.
  8. If you're looking for something to do with your kids in the Boston area, check our Dadventures in Beantown! http://bit.ly/70YJvI
  9. By resisting the urge to join the napping masses, I was able to purge the arts & crafts cabinet. I totally tamed that shit into submission.
  10. @whymomdrinksrum you gotta change your attitude! Big ribcage is way better than having an abnormally large head. Or really huge knees, say.
  11. @running3kids ah. You're telling the story of my life.
  12. In search of a babysitter. Again. Why is it so hard to date my husband? New blog post at The Fence http://bit.ly/4ruDfL
  13. RT @funnyoneliners: I have lost the will to live up to my potential. RT @evehorizon Me too! #aiminglow
  14. I've spent the last 50 minutes of my life sitting in the dark, alone, being serenaded by my 3yo's best friend's snores. This is the life.
  15. Power's still out here and the many giant fish tanks are rising up in objection. BUT relief is on the way home!
  16. @scunning you jest, and yet...
  17. Awesome. Power's still out but now there's a gang of high school kids standing in the middle of the street chatting. It's snowing! Go home!
  18. @momtrolfreak #sonotfuckingfunny
  19. Ok. I'm alone in someone else's house with someone else's sleeping kids and the power's out. Exactly how I envisioned my Saturday night.
  20. I'm babysitting for a friend's kids. Kids are asleep. Power just went out. Go go gadget flashlight app!