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  1. RT @bsneed: if you're boring, i just unfollowed your asses. SUCKAZ!
  2. @mat lolmat "I blame this shitty burrito on violent video games"
  3. RT @macgeek02: my favorite bugs are where I look at the code and wonder "how did this _ever_ work?"
  4. @schwa for the mark.
  5. RT @bmf: Never fuck with an engineer.
  6. “Can you get away with 'dude' if you're English? Hmm” -@rebeccawoodhead A question for @schwa or @dunstan.
  7. RT @gruber: Proposed epitaph design for @hotdogsladies: Merlin Mann Father, Husband, Writer Master of the White-Space Joke Tweet
  8. RT @robey: this is what google thinks a word processor should look like. http://bit.ly/OtytO yeah, what is that thing? XD
  9. @tristan "Woke up to this scene outside my apartment http://twitpic.com/lec5a http://twitpic.com/lec50 " Gotta stop hulking out in yr sleep.
  10. "Think of a rock as a massed quantum computation." - Rudy Rucker #EisP (via @chris23) Or did I just blow your mind?!
  11. Oct 19th at 7pm EDT, it'll be the "twit and @tweetie" show: http://bit.ly/46L8T Tune in! (via @BillCosby) "Cosnarati" :)
  12. @hotdogsladies is currently Mayor of Twitter.
  13. @cincindypat what is this "lunch break" of which you speak?
  14. @BT's 1.618 built @thebook. http://bit.ly/o92hO @BT's Every Other Way is building @bookapp. http://bit.ly/Tm8Fb
  15. “I'm humble and grateful about everything in my life, except for my work. I bust my ass to achieve that level of awesomeness.” -@bmf
  16. "Theory about why traditional comedians are bad on Twitter: reading standup in tweet form is like seeing a song's lyrics written down" @buzz
  17. Also realizing my duty as a gay man at a wedding is dancing with single women. (via @nelson) Tough but important work.
  18. @Getting the impression that one could easily write a sit-com about reality at the Twitter office. Could even star actors as themselves.
  19. @scifri looks like we're @gonna need to learn to speak Bat.
  20. @autotunethenews does it again. T-Pain interviews Obama on Kimmell - http://bit.ly/3AYhvo (via @ejoep)